http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060908/ap_en_mo/people_brad_pitt
Men across this country, who are on the fence as to whether to pop the question or not to their pushing girlfriends, bow to the genius of Brad Pitt.
Girlfriend: When are we gonna get married? We've been going out for five years!!!
Boyfriend: You know I love you, but I cannot in good conscious get married until everyone else in this country is able to be married. We must make a stand! We will never be married until it is legal for everyone!
Girlfriend: You take this very seriously. I didn't realize how passionate you are about same sex marriage.
Boyfriend: Well, now you know. Get me a beer.
Anyway....
NEW YORK -
Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying
Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.
Men across this country, who are on the fence as to whether to pop the question or not to their pushing girlfriends, bow to the genius of Brad Pitt.
Girlfriend: When are we gonna get married? We've been going out for five years!!!
Boyfriend: You know I love you, but I cannot in good conscious get married until everyone else in this country is able to be married. We must make a stand! We will never be married until it is legal for everyone!
Girlfriend: You take this very seriously. I didn't realize how passionate you are about same sex marriage.
Boyfriend: Well, now you know. Get me a beer.
Anyway....