DClary Traded in NMBPL

(AP) Las Vegas - In what will go down as this sports biggest blockbuster trade, ever, today the Las Vegas Cha Ching announced that starting Poster, Dave Clary, has been traded to the Mexico City Pina Coladas for Spookywriter and a goat.

Said team owner, Fat Tire, "I got the call while drinking a pina colada, so it was fate. They offered Spooky, and then threw in the goat. You cannot say no to a goat."

Dave Clary, who has been benched by his team in the Nation Message Board Poster League twice already this season, gave this statement as he snuck into Mexico through the Arizona desert, "I don't care. I don't want to talk about it. I am posting as much as I can. That owner is dead to me. Dead I tell you. Nobody sends Dave Clary packing, nobody."

Fat Tire responded, "Adios Amingo. Next time you make a claim, you better live up to it. Oh, and before I forget, you still owe me a rep point."

Spookywriter arrived in Las Vegas in style, greated by the 10's of fans at McCarren International Airport as he stepped off the team's Beachcraft twin turbo prop.

"I'm thrilled to join BillyThrilly on the Cha Ching. Fat Tire has assembled himself the best Professional Message Board Posters in all the world."

The Cha Ching play host to the Los Angeles Bling on Saturday in what is said to be a preview of the Western Conference Championship. Clary and the Coladas travel to Miami to play Dr. Spork's Swamp Coolers.

No, Clary. I am not a member of that organization.

Spooky, it is a cute goat. He has this little gray beard. He also smokes Cuban cigars. You cannot pass up on a goat that smokes a good cigar.



Oh the image of what I just said and how it will be taken out of context.

Billythrilly's contract has been extended through the 2010 season. The deal makes him the highest paid poster in NMBPL.


Thrilly is the Ryan Howard, the Michael Jordan if you please, of this league. He is going nowhere. He likes playing for the Cha Ching!