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*Remember to pick up and de-activate old mouse traps hidden behind hurricane panels.
*Park cars in side yard before neighbor hogs the safe spot.
*Get sound recording of a generator to place under neighbors windows after power goes out. Not only will that keep them up all night too but you won't have to suffer the indignity of them thinking you are too negligent to have your own generator.
*Get a generator for next year.
*Get easy open cans of food. Or buy a non-electric can opener [slaps head]
*Find more cool and manly ways to use air compressor and nail gun.
*Go to the back of the grocery store. Yell “WATER!” Rush to the canned meat section and fill basket while the throngs scratch and fight over the non-existent water.
*Why buy plywood on an election year? Just go uproot all the signs violating all the green space in the neighborhood.
*Ask neighbors if they aren’t afraid my windows will shatter all over their debris lying around? Apologize for insensitivity.
*Park cars in side yard before neighbor hogs the safe spot.
*Get sound recording of a generator to place under neighbors windows after power goes out. Not only will that keep them up all night too but you won't have to suffer the indignity of them thinking you are too negligent to have your own generator.
*Get a generator for next year.
*Get easy open cans of food. Or buy a non-electric can opener [slaps head]
*Find more cool and manly ways to use air compressor and nail gun.
*Go to the back of the grocery store. Yell “WATER!” Rush to the canned meat section and fill basket while the throngs scratch and fight over the non-existent water.
*Why buy plywood on an election year? Just go uproot all the signs violating all the green space in the neighborhood.
*Ask neighbors if they aren’t afraid my windows will shatter all over their debris lying around? Apologize for insensitivity.