"Yes, yes, YES, I would like fries with that!"

poetinahat · Aug 31, 2006

Brothels take the sting out of pump prices

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Aug 31, 2006

And women get -ahem- screwed again!

How do I earn MY discount? Huh? How?!

Oh. Wait. Maybe I shouldn't ask that around here... we're liable to end up in TIO.

Perks · Aug 31, 2006

Lol! Now that's a marketing plan right there. It's funny, I didn't realize that was legal there.

Jean Marie · Aug 31, 2006

Kind of like greenstamps. Okay, redeem your coupon book when it's full. Can you bring your kangaroo

astonwest · Aug 31, 2006

That's still a lot of money for 30 minutes...
I was watching an episode of COPS last night, and girls in this neck of the woods were offering it up for $20 (no fuel-ups required).

Granted they didn't look like the lady in the picture......

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Aug 31, 2006

Ah, but you can't see her FACE.

SpookyWriter · Aug 31, 2006

Brothels are legal across most of Australia, but states have strict laws against soliciting and running brothels in residential areas, and near churches or schools.

I suspect this type of activity wouldn't work in America because we have a women's lobby against men enjoying themselves. :tongue

A. Hamilton · Aug 31, 2006

I'm sure many more are shaking those last little drops out of the nozzle now.
I didn't know brothels are legal in Australia.

persiphone_hellecat · Aug 31, 2006

I hate to be the one to have to say it, but I guess it just proves the customer always comes first. (Thank you -- feel free to give me rep points for that one)

SpookyWriter · Aug 31, 2006

persiphone_hellecat said:
I hate to be the one to have to say it, but I guess it just proves the customer always comes first. (Thank you -- feel free to give me rep points for that one)

badducky · Aug 31, 2006

Wow, pay high prices to help these Islamic backwater regimes control and contain and oppress their women, and get a discount exploiting women.

If you can get child-slavery in there somewhere, that's like a triple threat. Hm... What's happening in Venezuela because they make too much money on oil?

poetinahat · Aug 31, 2006

Jeezus, ducky, try to be SERIOUS for a minute, hey?

eta: yes, yes, I know. Couldn't come up with anything better. (Same line I used at the brothel, mind.)

persiphone_hellecat · Aug 31, 2006

Jeeze Spooky, somebody had to say it, right? Never let it be said Persi lacks the "nads to speak out. That was just something crying out to be said. Arent you sad you didnt say it first? So where is my rep point?

aadams73 · Sep 1, 2006

Better than green stamps, I guess!

NeuroFizz · Sep 1, 2006

Saying "pump prices" in the same sentence with "brothels" in no way makes me think of gasoline.

Shadow_Ferret · Sep 2, 2006

Another reason why I want to move to Australia.

persiphone_hellecat · Sep 2, 2006

Poet will be more than happy to point out all the good places to you. Or is that the bad places?

writerterri · Sep 3, 2006

Hey, look at Spooky's avatar and it'll tell you how I feel about it.

Godfather · Sep 3, 2006

"Mom, I want driving lessons!"

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Sep 3, 2006

SpookyWriter said:
I suspect this type of activity wouldn't work in America because we have a women's lobby against men enjoying themselves.

Okay. Fine. If you want to stick your-- I mean, y'know, there are things out there that'll make your-- um... ::sigh:: You don't know where that thing's been! Leave it alone!

badducky · Sep 3, 2006

Four words, "Do Not Top Off"

Seriously, this is evil. 18th-19th Century Prostitution is important source material for current WiP, and sometimes it just makes me so sick having to learn about this stuff...

SpookyWriter · Sep 3, 2006

badducky said:
Four words, "Do Not Top Off"

Seriously, this is evil. 18th-19th Century Prostitution is important source material for current WiP, and sometimes it just makes me so sick having to learn about this stuff...

Ever been married?

persiphone_hellecat · Sep 3, 2006

Godfather said:
"Mom, I want driving lessons!"

Godfather - go to your room and don't come out until you are 18 ...

persiphone_hellecat · Sep 3, 2006

Hey, I have a new idea for a slogan for Australia, like we have I Love NY and Virginia is for Lovers...

Australia, Number One in Customer Satisfaction.

Someone contact the Australian tourist board - there's money in this for us.

poetinahat · Sep 3, 2006

I was sent to Oz for a ten-week assignment.

In 1993. I'm still here.

No comment on the after-sale service.

"Yes, yes, YES, I would like fries with that!"

say it loud

Hand? What hand?

delicate #!&@*#! flower

calm waters ahead

2 WIP? A glutton for punishment

Hand? What hand?

here for a minute...catch me?

No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.

say it loud

A Work in Progress

The grad students did it

Court Jester

It's a dorky day!

back door man

Hand? What hand?

No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.

say it loud