Limericks are like Potato Chips...

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serious comedy

re: potatoes

The flavor of cherry tomatoes
Showed up in the bowl of potatoes
If it weren't for the meat
 

macalicious731

Re: re: potatoes

The flavor of cherry tomatoes
Showed up in the bowl of potatoes
If it weren't for the meat
They'd have nothing to eat
 

jazziz1

potatoes

The flavor of cherry tomatoes
Showed up in the bowl of potatoes
If it weren't for the meat
They'd have nothing to eat
Except for the snack mix Gar-day-ttos


As I dug and I hoed in my garden
 

ReadingWriter

Gardening

As I dug and I hoed in my garden
The ol' arteries began to harden
 

maestrowork

Re: Gardening

As I dug and I hoed in my garden
The ol' arteries began to harden
I yelled for a nurse
and asked for my purse
 

reph

Re: Gardening

As I dug and I hoed in my garden
The ol' arteries began to harden
I yelled for a nurse
and asked for my purse
and read up on God's rules for a pardon.


Don't ask me the price of insurance
 

ReadingWriter

Insurance

Don't ask me the price of insurance
My wrecks are a common occurrence
 

serious comedy

re: Insurance

Don't ask me the price of insurance
My wrecks are a common occurrence
Just this morning while heading
 

Melina

re: insurance

Don't ask me the price of insurance
My wrecks are a common occurrence
Just this morning while heading
To my ex boyfriend's wedding
 

serious comedy

re: insurance

Don't ask me the price of insurance
My wrecks are a common occurrence
Just this morning while heading
To my ex boyfriend's wedding
I ran over the blushing bride's parents (?) - urance was hard!

A young fellow named Q.Tarantino
 

maestrowork

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A young fellow named Q.Tarantino
who wears clothes made by Valentino
 

jazziz1

q tarantino

A young fellow named Q.Tarantino
who wears clothes made by Valentino
Read a stunning new script
 

serious comedy

q tarantino

A young fellow named Q.Tarantino
who wears clothes made by Valentino
Read a stunning new script
'Bout a girl and her whip
 

ReadingWriter

A new one!

A young fellow named Q.Tarantino
who wears clothes made by Valentino
Read a stunning new script
'Bout a girl and her whip
Then danced in a tub of maraschino.

(Whew! :\ That was a doozy!)

Let's go again ...

Ol' Sam said he never would marry
 

Melina

re: a new one

Ol' Sam said he never would marry
"The prospect," said he,"is too scary"
 

RichMar

next line

Ol' Sam said he never would marry
"The prospect," said he,"is too scary.
Although marital bliss
 

serious comedy

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Ol' Sam said he never would marry
"The prospect," said he,"is too scary.
Although marital bliss
With the right little Miss
 

Lori Basiewicz

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Ol' Sam said he never would marry
"The prospect," said he,"is too scary.
Although marital bliss
With the right little Miss
Surely would not be quite so hairy.
 

Stephanie

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I've eaten three pounds of salami
Piled atop of a pound of pastrami
 

Melina

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I've eaten three pounds of salami
Piled atop of a pound of pastrami
On the Atkins diet
 

serious comedy

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I've eaten three pounds of salami
Piled atop of a pound of pastrami
On the Atkins diet
All I do is fry it
 

Melina

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I've eaten three pounds of salami
Piled atop of a pound of pastrami
On the Atkins diet
All I do is fry it
It creates in my gut a tsunami
 

serious comedy

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Melina
You're supposed to write the first line of the next one - keep the train rollin'.
Ken
 
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