The flavor of cherry tomatoes
Showed up in the bowl of potatoes
If it weren't for the meat
They'd have nothing to eat
Except for the snack mix Gar-day-ttos
Don't ask me the price of insurance
My wrecks are a common occurrence
Just this morning while heading
To my ex boyfriend's wedding
I ran over the blushing bride's parents (?) - urance was hard!
A young fellow named Q.Tarantino
who wears clothes made by Valentino
Read a stunning new script
'Bout a girl and her whip
Then danced in a tub of maraschino.
Ol' Sam said he never would marry
"The prospect," said he,"is too scary.
Although marital bliss
With the right little Miss
Surely would not be quite so hairy.
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