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Yeah, you're all below me...
- Writer a scathing rejection letter
- The next person must write a query that matches that letter... then write another rejection for the next person
I'll start:
Dear Ms. Lolita:
Your story about a music mogul "befriending" a teenage girl and then selling her to the adult industry sounds intriguing. Unfortunately, currently I am dealing with, ahem, a relationship with a teenage client of mine, and the situation is a bit too close to home for me, so I'll pass.
Sincerely,
Max N. Ermas
- Writer a scathing rejection letter
- The next person must write a query that matches that letter... then write another rejection for the next person
I'll start:
Dear Ms. Lolita:
Your story about a music mogul "befriending" a teenage girl and then selling her to the adult industry sounds intriguing. Unfortunately, currently I am dealing with, ahem, a relationship with a teenage client of mine, and the situation is a bit too close to home for me, so I'll pass.
Sincerely,
Max N. Ermas