The truth behind fables...

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The pen is mightier than the sword.

I just figured it out. Bunch of perverts...and all this time I thought this fable had something to do with writing, justice and equality among man.

Oh well, now on to the Snow White saga...
 

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Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
 

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BottomlessCup said:
I think it's time: Spooky's House of Random.
You didn't get it? Pen is (penis) ... oh my, do I need to explain all fables to you kids...gheeezered...(That'd be) The penis mighter than the sword.
 

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MidnightMuse said:
Can you explain those 7 dwarfs to me?
How about Mary had a little lamb? Read out loud very fast and then burp. It takes on a whole new meaning.
 

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Mary had a little lamb,
a little pork, little ham
and everywhere that Mary went
she always had a fan.

'But why, Mommy?'

'She was a Moveable Feast, child. People were hungry back in those days.'

sheesh. gotta tell kids everything these days.
 

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Unique said:
Mary had a little lamb,
a little pork, little ham
and everywhere that Mary went
she always had a fan.

'But why, Mommy?'

'She was a Moveable Feast, child. People were hungry back in those days.'

sheesh. gotta tell kids everything these days.
:roll:
 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack knelt down and Jill blew his crown, so the cusp of his hair wouldn't be so wound.
 

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SpookyWriter said:
You didn't get it? Pen is (penis) ... oh my, do I need to explain all fables to you kids...gheeezered...(That'd be) The penis mighter than the sword.

Yeah. I got it. When you put the words "pen" and "is" together, it looks like "penis."

At the risk of sounding like a braggart, I actually went to the same grade school as the third-grade savant who first discovered it. (He works for FoxTV now.)

I read on CNN there's a team of second-graders at Lincoln Elementary in Mt. Horeb who are close to a breakthrough on "Shhh... it's a library."


All I meant by my previous post was that, you know, it's a little random to start a thread on a writer's board exalting the whole "pen is" issue. That's all. No value judgements. Just saying.

'Spooky's House of Random." It'd work.
 

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You didn't get it? Pen is (penis) ... oh my, do I need to explain all fables to you kids...gheeezered...(That'd be) The penis mighter than the sword.
Spooky, can you put your pen in your shirt pocket? Better clarify..while you are wearing it?
 

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BottomlessCup said:
All I meant by my previous post was that, you know, it's a little random to start a thread on a writer's board exalting the whole "pen is" issue. That's all. No value judgements. Just saying.
Really this is a thread about fables. I just happened to choose one which is easy to expound upon as possibly one of another message.

What about Humpty Dumpty?

Come'on get loose. We all blow off steam sometimes and this board is designed just for that purpose. I am not in a forum of serious study for writers, but a jolly and exuberant thread.

I haven't done this in months because I've been a slave to corporate America. Now I'm free to explore my own imagination for a change.

Cheers,

Spooky
 

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SpookyWriter said:
Now I'm free to explore my own imagination for a change.

Cheers,

Spooky

That's the scariest thing I've heard all day.
 

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What about Humpty Dumpty?

That is about trying to bang a trash bin and the subsequent consequences of said actions.
 

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Robert Toy said:
What about Humpty Dumpty?

That is about trying to bang a trash bin and the subsequent consequences of said actions.
Oh really. Humpty Dumpty was pushed off the wall by some smarty pants girls who just wanted fryed egg for breakfast. Didn't you know that?
 

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall -
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall -

sued the mall owners for his own
negligence, won a multimillion dollar award
which forced most of the smaller stores to close
because of the subsequent increase in rent, leaving
only the large anchor stores at each end which soon moved
even further out in the suburbs, increasing traffic and commute times
and that is why eggs are no longer 69 cents a dozen.
 

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Unique said:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall -
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall -

sued the mall owners for his own
negligence, won a multimillion dollar award
which forced most of the smaller stores to close
because of the subsequent increase in rent, leaving
only the large anchor stores at each end which soon moved
even further out in the suburbs, increasing traffic and commute times
and that is why eggs are no longer 69 cents a dozen.
:) Not bad. But why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on the wall in the first place?
 

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SpookyWriter said:
Come'on get loose. We all blow off steam sometimes and this board is designed just for that purpose. I am not in a forum of serious study for writers, but a jolly and exuberant thread.

I haven't done this in months because I've been a slave to corporate America. Now I'm free to explore my own imagination for a change.

Cheers,

Spooky

I was joking, Spook. Sheesh. Get loose, man.
 

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SpookyWriter said:
Oh really. Humpty Dumpty was pushed off the wall by some smarty pants girls who just wanted fryed egg for breakfast. Didn't you know that?
Do I need to answer that?

Oops, just did..:Shrug:
 
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