There has been something odd going on across the board since this morning. Sticky-threads are coming unstuck, others are closing for no apparent reason. The mods are conferencing and a call has been put out to the powers-that-be. Please hang tough while this gets sorted out.
Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!
The lim'rickers said, "That's a grim trick!"
Our fave thread we'll eschew
'til a fix does come through
But 'till then, we're a bit up the crick!
My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay
So now I can't sleep
despite counting sheep
'cause my nightlight kept monsters at bay.
(It was a smiley nightlight)
You should never go poking around
in Newfoundland's Hamilton Sound
but if you feel brave
and don't mind a close shave
You should never go poking around
in Newfoundland's Hamilton Sound
but if you feel brave
and don't mind a close shave
Go swimming -- but don't end up drowned!
I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision
I'll never get paid
Tho' my agent has said,
All I need is a little revision.
We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain
But a deluge of pearls
And the "best friends" of girls
And bad limericks won't get stuck in the drain.
Saint Nick has a message for you-who (or should I say ho?)
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