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reph
11-18-2004, 02:07 AM
Thread's original title: "Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!"

Why?

ChunkyC
11-18-2004, 03:28 AM
There has been something odd going on across the board since this morning. Sticky-threads are coming unstuck, others are closing for no apparent reason. The mods are conferencing and a call has been put out to the powers-that-be. Please hang tough while this gets sorted out.

Yeshanu
11-18-2004, 04:45 AM
Does this have any connection with the decimated smiley collection or the new ads appearing at the top of the page?

ChunkyC
11-18-2004, 05:00 AM
They do seem to be connected, the timing was too close to be coincidental IMO.

G Wayne Meaney
11-18-2004, 06:20 AM
Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!
The lim'rickers said, "That's a grim trick!"

ChunkyC
11-18-2004, 07:12 AM
Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!
The lim'rickers said, "That's a grim trick!"
Our fave thread we'll eschew
'til a fix does come through

Yeshanu
11-18-2004, 07:27 AM
Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!
The lim'rickers said, "That's a grim trick!"
Our fave thread we'll eschew
'til a fix does come through
But 'till then, we're a bit up the crick!

My smileys have all gone away

reph
11-18-2004, 08:16 AM
My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay

G Wayne Meaney
11-18-2004, 02:28 PM
My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay
So now I can't sleep

ChunkyC
11-18-2004, 10:51 PM
My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay
So now I can't sleep
despite counting sheep

wwwatcher
11-19-2004, 11:50 AM
My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay
So now I can't sleep
despite counting sheep
'cause my nightlight kept monsters at bay.
(It was a smiley nightlight)


You should never go poking around
in Newfoundland's Hamilton Sound
but if you feel brave
and don't mind a close shave

Yeshanu
11-21-2004, 07:38 AM
You should never go poking around
in Newfoundland's Hamilton Sound
but if you feel brave
and don't mind a close shave
Go swimming -- but don't end up drowned!

I feel a bit under the weather

reph
11-21-2004, 08:30 AM
I feel a bit under the weather
My body and me ain't together

Pthom
11-21-2004, 05:27 PM
I feel a bit under the weather
My body and me ain't together
detachment asside,

ChunkyC
11-21-2004, 10:13 PM
I feel a bit under the weather
My body and me ain't together
detachment asside,
a quick look inside

wwwatcher
11-22-2004, 04:47 AM
I feel a bit under the weather
My body and me ain't together
detachment asside,
a quick look inside
will reveal that my tongue looks like leather

I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision

ChunkyC
11-22-2004, 11:48 PM
I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision

notsosweet
11-23-2004, 12:46 AM
I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision
I'll never get paid

Pthom
11-23-2004, 03:06 AM
I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision
I'll never get paid
Tho' my agent has said,

Yeshanu
11-23-2004, 03:27 AM
I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision
I'll never get paid
Tho' my agent has said,
All I need is a little revision.

We're back in the gold once again

wwwatcher
11-27-2004, 02:34 PM
We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain

Pthom
11-29-2004, 08:05 AM
We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain
But a deluge of pearls

Melina
11-29-2004, 06:14 PM
We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain
But a deluge of pearls
And the "best friends" of girls


***

wwwatcher
12-01-2004, 03:26 AM
We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain
But a deluge of pearls
And the "best friends" of girls
And bad limericks won't get stuck in the drain.


Saint Nick has a message for you-who (or should I say ho?)

Yeshanu
12-01-2004, 09:39 AM
Saint Nick has a message for you-who
Being naughty is something you will rue

ChunkyC
12-02-2004, 01:31 AM
Saint Nick has a message for you-who
Being naughty is something you will rue
So come Christmas morn',

Melina
12-06-2004, 10:29 PM
Saint Nick has a message for you-who
Being naughty is something you will rue
So come Christmas morn',
If you've downloaded porn,



***

notsosweet
12-07-2004, 05:17 AM
Don't hide the lube in the flue.

tfdswift
12-07-2004, 10:57 PM
Notsosweet,

You are supposed to start the next limerick.

~~Tammy

notsosweet
12-07-2004, 11:47 PM
Whoops. It was Monday... :o

The Christmas tree's set up and ready

rhymegirl
12-08-2004, 12:24 AM
The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy.

tfdswift
12-08-2004, 01:31 AM
The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy
some stockings and garland

reph
12-08-2004, 12:50 PM
The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy
some stockings and garland
That new book by George Carlin

maestrowork
12-08-2004, 09:51 PM
The Christmas tree's set up and ready
"Now I just need some presents!" cried Freddy
some stockings and garland
That new book by George Carlin
A blonde with great boobs in a teddy

Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny

rhymegirl
12-08-2004, 11:01 PM
Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,

notsosweet
12-08-2004, 11:11 PM
Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,
The elves laugh and point

tfdswift
12-09-2004, 12:20 AM
Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,
The elves laugh and point
while smoking a joint

rhymegirl
12-09-2004, 03:27 AM
Sing "Silent Night" with Santa, so funny
His date is a tall Playboy bunny,
The elves laugh and point
while smoking a joint
Mrs. Claus says, "Get lost with your honey!"


Be careful while stringing your lights

tfdswift
12-09-2004, 03:33 AM
Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites

reph
12-09-2004, 09:32 AM
Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites
If you trip on a cord

maestrowork
12-09-2004, 10:33 AM
Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites
If you trip on a cord
And land on your Accord

ChunkyC
12-10-2004, 01:30 AM
Be careful while stringing your lights
untangling the strands really bites
If you trip on a cord
And land on your Accord
It could be your final "Good Night".

I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney

rhymegirl
12-10-2004, 02:06 AM
I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney

Santa can't bring my Frodo or Gimli,

wwwatcher
12-10-2004, 11:45 AM
I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney
Santa can't bring my Frodo or Gimli,
Couriers are out

maestrowork
12-10-2004, 07:45 PM
I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney
Santa can't bring my Frodo or Gimli,
Couriers are out
Husband's a lout

rhymegirl
12-10-2004, 08:03 PM
I'm bummed 'coz I don't have a chimney
Santa can't bring my Frodo or Gimli,
Couriers are out
Husband's a lout,

So my LOTR presents are history!


I haven't been too good this year

tfdswift
12-11-2004, 12:45 AM
I haven't been too good this year
Santa may forget me, I fear

maestrowork
12-11-2004, 01:49 AM
I haven't been too good this year
Santa may forget me, I fear
I was nice when "naughty"

rhymegirl
12-11-2004, 10:25 AM
I haven't been too good this year
Santa may forget me, I fear
I was nice when "naughty",
I dressed kinda tawdry,

tfdswift
12-14-2004, 03:08 AM
I haven't been too good this year
Santa may forget me, I fear
I was nice when "naughty",
I dressed kinda tawdry
And I shot one of Santa's reindeer.


I think Santa is one sexy guy:lol

rhymegirl
12-14-2004, 03:27 AM
I think Santa is one sexy guy,
But I couldn't unzipper his fly

maestrowork
12-14-2004, 03:37 PM
I think Santa is one sexy guy,
But I couldn't unzipper his fly
His bells are jingling

tfdswift
12-14-2004, 11:03 PM
I think Santa is one sexy guy,
But I couldn't unzipper his fly
His bells are jingling
And he's got me all tingling,

rhymegirl
12-14-2004, 11:17 PM
I think Santa is one sexy guy,
But I couldn't unzipper his fly
His bells are jingling,
he's got me all tingling
But somebody told me he's bi.


My Christmas tree fell on the floor

tfdswift
12-14-2004, 11:48 PM
My Christmas tree fell on the floor
and snow has blown in the front door

ChunkyC
12-15-2004, 06:14 AM
My Christmas tree fell on the floor
and snow has blown in the front door
then a reindeer came in

maestrowork
12-15-2004, 06:28 AM
My Christmas tree fell on the floor
and snow has blown in the front door
then a reindeer came in
with a turkey flamin'

tfdswift
12-15-2004, 10:26 AM
My Christmas tree fell on the floor
and snow has blown in the front door
then a reindeer came in
with a turkey flamin'
I have lost my mind-- that's for sure.


I hate all the holiday crowds!!!

rhymegirl
12-15-2004, 11:07 AM
I hate all the holiday crowds!!!
and the Christmas songs blaring so loud!

tfdswift
12-18-2004, 02:28 AM
I hate all the holiday crowds!!!
and the Christmas songs blaring so loud!
I could say Bah-Humbug

rhymegirl
12-18-2004, 03:20 AM
I hate all the holidays crowds!
and the Christmas songs blaring so loud
I could say Bah-Humbug,
flee the country with Doug,

ChunkyC
12-18-2004, 04:03 AM
I hate all the holidays crowds!
and the Christmas songs blaring so loud
I could say Bah-Humbug,
flee the country with Doug,
to where there's no snow to be plowed

This Christmas I asked for viagra

rhymegirl
12-18-2004, 09:42 PM
This Christmas I asked for viagra
'Cause I haven't been able to go far,

tfdswift
12-22-2004, 02:48 AM
This Christmas I asked for viagra
'Cause I haven't been able to go far,
my sex life's a dud

rhymegirl
12-22-2004, 03:17 AM
This Christmas I asked for viagra
'Cause I haven't been able to go far,
my sex life's a dud,
my dog's my best bud,

RichMar
12-22-2004, 03:50 AM
This Christmas I asked for viagra

'Cause I haven't been able to go far,

my sex life's a dud,

my dog's my best bud,

And my wife's with her beau at Niagara.



My wife has been hinting for bling-bling

rhymegirl
12-22-2004, 03:57 AM
My wife has been hinting for bling, bling,
But I'm doing twenty in Sing-Sing,

RichMar
12-22-2004, 04:48 AM
My wife has been hinting for bling, bling,

But I'm doing twenty in Sing-Sing,

So if rare rocks she craves

maestrowork
12-22-2004, 05:31 AM
My wife has been hinting for bling, bling,
But I'm doing twenty in Sing-Sing,
So if rare rocks she craves
Zero is what I've saved

rhymegirl
12-22-2004, 05:50 AM
My wife has been hinting for bling, bling,
But I'm doing twenty in Sing-Sing,
So if rare rocks she craves
Zero is what I've saved--
Guess on Christmas her eyes won't be twinkling.


Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,

ChunkyC
12-22-2004, 06:14 AM
Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
and it's possible Rudolph is too

tfdswift
12-23-2004, 12:26 AM
Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
and it's possible Rudolph is too,
The elves are all sneezing

tfdswift
12-23-2004, 12:27 AM
Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
and it's possible Rudolph is too,
The elves are all sneezing
The weather is freezing

rhymegirl
12-23-2004, 12:45 AM
Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
and it's possible Rudolph is too,
The elves are all sneezing
the weather is freezing,
so there's no Christmas this year for YOU!

I asked Santa for something x-rated,

pianoman5
12-23-2004, 06:30 AM
I asked Santa for something x-rated,
he frowned, then expostulated

ChunkyC
12-23-2004, 07:15 AM
I asked Santa for something x-rated,
he frowned, then expostulated
"There's this list here, you see....

rhymegirl
12-23-2004, 07:47 AM
I asked Santa for something x-rated,
he frowned, then expostulated
"There's this list here, you see....
Mrs. Claus would kill me,

pianoman5
12-23-2004, 02:59 PM
I asked Santa for something x-rated,
he frowned, then expostulated
"There's this list here, you see....
Mrs. Claus would kill me,
if I took it before she was sated."

My credit card tried to escape

rhymegirl
12-23-2004, 07:18 PM
My credit card tried to escape
so I stuck it to my wallet with tape,

G Wayne Meaney
12-25-2004, 08:59 PM
My credit card tried to escape,
so I stuck it to my wallet with tape.
When it jammed the machine

rhymegirl
12-27-2004, 07:39 AM
My credit card tried to escape,
so I stuck it to my wallet with tape.
When it jammed the machine,
I let out a scream

ChunkyC
12-29-2004, 12:00 AM
My credit card tried to escape,
so I stuck it to my wallet with tape.
When it jammed the machine,
I let out a scream
'coz I now own a Faberge Grape.

I got what I wanted this year

rhymegirl
12-29-2004, 12:44 AM
I got what I wanted this year--
cigars and a six pack of beer!

shaynexus
12-29-2004, 03:13 AM
There was a young man, a groom,
who took a you gal to his room.
They argued all night
to who was in the right
to do what with which to whom.
:lol

rhymegirl
12-29-2004, 04:14 AM
Shayne,

You were supposed to add a line to the previous limerick to keep it going.:rolleyes

tfdswift
12-29-2004, 04:53 AM
I got what I wanted this year--
cigars and a six pack of beer!
a little viagra

reph
12-29-2004, 05:22 AM
I got what I wanted this year--
cigars and a six pack of beer!
a little viagra
And that's not the whole saga

rhymegirl
12-30-2004, 01:08 AM
I got what I wanted this year--
cigars and a six pack of beer,
a little viagra
And that's not the whole saga,
some Prozac to fill me with cheer!

I hate it when tax time is due,

tfdswift
12-30-2004, 04:02 AM
I hate it when tax time is due,
The dollars I make are so few

rhymegirl
12-31-2004, 09:16 AM
I hate it when tax time is due,
The dollars I make are so few,
I'm no good with numbers,

ChunkyC
01-01-2005, 12:25 AM
I hate it when tax time is due,
The dollars I make are so few,
I'm no good with numbers,
Invest? I'm a bumbler,

rhymegirl
01-02-2005, 07:15 AM
I hate it when tax time is due,
The dollars I make are so few,
I'm no good with numbers,
Invest? I'm a bumbler,
and my dog ate my paperwork, too.


I find January depressing

reph
01-02-2005, 09:14 AM
I find January depressing
All my misdated checks leave me stressing

Melina
01-03-2005, 07:23 PM
I find January depressing
All my misdated checks leave me stressing
My money's all gone

rhymegirl
01-05-2005, 09:27 AM
I find January depressing
All my misdated checks leave me stressing
My money's all gone,
there's snow on my lawn

tfdswift
01-08-2005, 02:40 AM
I find January depressing
All my misdated checks leave me stressing
My money's all gone,
there's snow on my lawn
Being committed, just might be a blessing.


I really need a vacation,

rhymegirl
01-08-2005, 02:54 AM
I really need a vacation,
But I'll settle for a standing ovation,

ChunkyC
01-08-2005, 04:13 AM
I really need a vacation,
But I'll settle for a standing ovation,
for that which I write

Melina
01-08-2005, 07:32 PM
I really need a vacation,
But I'll settle for a standing ovation,
for that which I write
be it wordy or trite

maestrowork
01-08-2005, 11:15 PM
I really need a vacation,
I'll settle for standing ovations, [Edit for meter/syllables]
for that which I write
be it wordy or trite
I'll make it a real vocation

A new year means a new beginning

RichMar
01-09-2005, 03:45 AM
A new year means a new beginning (rough meter, but...)

A chance to start a new inning

wurdwise
01-09-2005, 04:59 AM
A new year means a new beginning
A chance to start a new inning

Dodging curve ball rejections
each one with a lesson

rhymegirl
01-11-2005, 01:20 AM
A new year means a new beginning
A chance to start a new inning

Dodging curve ball rejections
each one with a lesson
So that editors' hearts I'll be winning!


I hate it when payments are late

ChunkyC
01-11-2005, 06:00 AM
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date

tfdswift
01-11-2005, 07:07 AM
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce

rhymegirl
01-13-2005, 12:38 AM
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce,
it's a pain in the ass

tfdswift
01-13-2005, 03:04 AM
I hate it when payments are late
some come weeks after their due date
with money so scarce,
it's a pain in the ass
I really am one to not wait.



I hate when my desk gets so cluttered

wurdwise
01-13-2005, 03:21 AM
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder

Melina
01-14-2005, 03:52 PM
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?

rhymegirl
01-14-2005, 07:05 PM
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?
Hope it's nothing too vile

maestrowork
01-15-2005, 12:45 AM
I hate when my desk gets so cluttered
My OCD starts to scream bloody murder
What's under this pile?
Hope it's nothing too vile...
Is that a dead mouse smeared with butter?

When I ask for snow, don't give me rain

rhymegirl
01-15-2005, 01:16 AM
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!

wurdwise
01-15-2005, 02:20 AM
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!
Give me sunshine instead
so I'll get out of bed

Apryl
01-15-2005, 06:00 AM
When I ask for snow, don't give me rain,
Or man, you will hear me complain!
Give me sunshine instead
so I'll get out of bed
And perhaps I won't ask you again!

I once knew a man who could fiddle...

ChunkyC
01-15-2005, 06:10 AM
I once knew a man who could fiddle...
except when he'd stop for a piddle

wurdwise
01-15-2005, 09:39 AM
I once knew a man who could fiddle
except when he'd stop for a piddle
and then he was sunk
because he was drunk

rhymegirl
01-15-2005, 10:08 AM
I once knew a man who could fiddle
except when he'd stop for a piddle
and then he was sunk
because he was drunk
So he'd look for a woman to diddle.


I ate pizza and now I have gas

maestrowork
01-15-2005, 12:05 PM
I ate pizza and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass

Melina
01-15-2005, 06:32 PM
I ate pizza and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger?

wurdwise
01-15-2005, 09:22 PM
I ate pizza, and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger? :lol
I'll let out a zinger!

rhymegirl
01-15-2005, 10:38 PM
I ate pizza and now I have gas
It's stuck in my colon and won't pass
Could you pull my finger?
I'll let out a zinger!

(okay, you know how this has to end)

To get rid of this pain in my a##!



Last night I went out on the town

maestrowork
01-16-2005, 12:12 AM
Last night I went out on the town
Dinner and movie with a clown

wurdwise
01-16-2005, 02:07 AM
Last night I went out on the town
Dinner and movie with a clown
Though he had lots of money
his face was so ugly

ChunkyC
01-16-2005, 05:07 AM
Last night I went out on the town
Dinner and movie with a clown
Though he had lots of money
his face was so ugly
but his Beemer was a nice shade of brown

I have this big zit on my nose

rhymegirl
01-16-2005, 05:37 AM
I have this big zit on my nose,
Each time that I squeeze it, it grows,

wurdwise
01-16-2005, 08:27 AM
I have this big zit on my nose
Each time that I sqeeze it, it grows
Now I look like the clown
who took me out on the town

rhymegirl
01-16-2005, 10:06 AM
I have this big zit on my nose
Each time that I sqeeze it, it grows
Now I look like the clown
who took me out on the town
And my nickname is Rosacea Rose.


This year I'll be fifty years old

wurdwise
01-16-2005, 10:16 AM
This year I'll be fifty years old
Me too, Rosacea Rose!
Since we're over the hill

ChunkyC
01-17-2005, 02:20 AM
This year I'll be fifty years old
Me too, Rosacea Rose!
Since we're over the hill
do we still need the pill

rhymegirl
01-17-2005, 03:56 AM
This year I'll be fifty years old
Me too, Rosacea Rose!
Since we're over the hill
do we still need the pill?
Nope, I've given up birth control!


I'm glued to this place day and night

wurdwise
01-17-2005, 04:05 AM
I'm glued to this place day and night
and my butt seems to think it's alright

reph
01-18-2005, 12:57 PM
I'm glued to this place day and night
and my butt seems to think it's all right
If I had more ambition

pianoman5
01-18-2005, 01:08 PM
I'm glued to this place day and night
and my butt seems to think it's all right
If I had more ambition
I'd make it my mission

tfdswift
01-19-2005, 05:40 AM
I'm glued to this place day and night
and my butt seems to think it's all right
If I had more ambition
I'd make it my mission
To do more than sit here and write.



So many people annoy me.

wurdwise
01-19-2005, 09:29 PM
So many people annoy me
I avoid them all so I can't see

maestrowork
01-23-2005, 11:49 PM
So many people annoy me
I avoid them all so I can't see
I eat in the loo

rhymegirl
01-24-2005, 02:39 AM
So many people annoy me
I avoid them all so I can't see
I eat in the loo,
I write in there, too,

rhymegirl
01-24-2005, 02:41 AM
(This message was left blank)

wurdwise
01-24-2005, 06:41 AM
So many people annoy me
I avoid them all so I can't see
I eat in the loo,
I write in there, too,
convenient as hell when i must pee

ChunkyC
01-25-2005, 01:58 AM
you get to give us the first line of the next one, Denise....

wurdwise
01-25-2005, 04:04 AM
sorry,

ok,

But lately this weird situation

ChunkyC
01-25-2005, 05:13 AM
But lately this weird situation
has left me in need of a vacation

wurdwise
01-25-2005, 05:43 AM
But lately this weird situation
has left me in need of a vacation
at least from the loo

Melina
01-25-2005, 05:21 PM
But lately this weird situation
has left me in need of a vacation
at least from the loo
I won't write while I poo!

wurdwise
01-25-2005, 09:25 PM
But lately this weird situation
has left me in need of a vacation
at least from the loo
I won't write while I poo!
If I'm sipping warm beer in Croatia. (well, it rhymed!8o )

I thumbed through some travel brochures

bcg61
01-27-2005, 12:19 AM
I thumbed through some travel brochures
Searching for winter 'blah' cures

tfdswift
01-27-2005, 01:06 AM
I thumbed through some travel brochures
Searching for winter 'blah' cures
A warm, sandy beach

bcg61
01-27-2005, 02:55 AM
I thumbed through some travel brochures
Searching for winter 'blah' cures
A warm, sandy beach
Was just within reach

wurdwise
01-27-2005, 03:17 AM
I thumbed through some travel brochures
Searching for winter 'blah' cures
A warm, sandy beach
Was just within reach
But my money had all said Bon Jour!

Still, the beaches were calling to me

rhymegirl
01-27-2005, 03:48 AM
Still, the beaches were calling to me
So my backyard became Hawaii

bcg61
01-27-2005, 06:41 AM
Still, the beaches were calling to me
So my backyard became Hawaii
I spread out some sand

ChunkyC
01-27-2005, 06:47 AM
Still, the beaches were calling to me
So my backyard became Hawaii
I spread out some sand
and shaped it by hand

rhymegirl
01-27-2005, 07:01 AM
Still, the beaches were calling to me
So my backyard became Hawaii
I spread out some sand
and shaped it by hand
And put on a nice bikini.


My house is surrounded by snow

wurdwise
01-27-2005, 10:02 AM
My house is surrounded by snow
So I pretend it's a huge ice cream cone

rhymegirl
01-29-2005, 12:19 AM
My house is surrounded by snow
So I pretend it's a huge ice cream cone,
When the icicles drip
and land on my lip

wurdwise
01-29-2005, 11:50 PM
My house is surrounded by snow
So I pretend it's a huge ice cream cone,
When the icicles drip
and land on my lip
a whip of my tongue and their gone.

As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii

ChunkyC
01-30-2005, 12:25 AM
As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
and dream of my favorite smiley (Byron, rest easy)

rhymegirl
01-30-2005, 01:44 AM
As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
and dream of my favorite smiley (Byron, rest easy)
I shiver and shake

wurdwise
01-30-2005, 09:51 AM
As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
and dream of my favorite smiley (Byron, rest easy)
I shiver and shake
My belly, she quakes

rhymegirl
01-30-2005, 09:50 PM
As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
and dream of my favorite smiley (Byron, rest easy)
I shiver and shake
My belly, she quakes
When a gust of wind blows some snow on me.


I'm re-thinking this backyard creation

maestrowork
01-30-2005, 10:52 PM
I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
made of fresh snow and dead carnation

wurdwise
01-31-2005, 04:14 AM
I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
made of fresh snow and dead carnation
My bikini is frozen

rhymegirl
01-31-2005, 04:41 AM
I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
made of fresh snow and dead carnation,
My bikini is frozen
And while I was dozin'

Pthom
02-04-2005, 04:20 PM
I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
made of fresh snow and dead carnation,
My bikini is frozen
And while I was dozin'
My derriere lost all sensation!


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When faced with the horns of dilemma

pianoman5
02-04-2005, 05:44 PM
When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma

rhymegirl
02-04-2005, 07:20 PM
When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
I get out a book

wurdwise
02-04-2005, 11:18 PM
When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
I get out a book
and find me a nook

Verdana12pt
02-05-2005, 02:58 AM
When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
I get out a book
and find me a nook
To peacefully read Austen's Emma.
-----

This year in the month of Febr'ary

wurdwise
02-05-2005, 04:29 AM
When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
I get out a book
and find me a nook
To peacefully read Austen's Emma.
-----

This year in the month of Febr'ary
I'm relieved it's no longer Jan'ary

rhymegirl
02-05-2005, 04:34 AM
This year in the month of Febr'ary
I'm relieved it's no longer Jan'ary,
'Cause Valentine's Day
is headed our way

wurdwise
02-06-2005, 10:05 PM
This year in the month of Febr'ary
I'm relieved it's no longer Jan'ary,
'Cause Valentine's Day
is headed our way
and my lover might read his obituary.

I have another lover scoped out

rhymegirl
02-06-2005, 10:25 PM
I have another lover scoped out,
Does he love me? Well I have some doubt,

tfdswift
02-09-2005, 04:48 AM
I have another lover scoped out,
Does he love me? Well I have some doubt,
He always comes late
When we have a date

rhymegirl
02-09-2005, 05:21 AM
I have another lover scoped out,
Does he love me? Well I have some doubt,
He always comes late
When we have a date,
So I'm dumping this uncaring lout.


I'm sending a note to Tom Cruise

wurdwise
02-09-2005, 06:27 AM
I have another lover scoped out,
Does he love me? Well I have some doubt,
He always comes late
When we have a date,
So I'm dumping this uncaring lout.

I'm sending a note to Tom Cruise
sprinkling perfume on the paper I use

ChunkyC
02-09-2005, 06:30 AM
I'm sending a note to Tom Cruise
sprinkling perfume on the paper I use
When he see that it's me
I hope he won't flee

rhymegirl
02-09-2005, 06:53 AM
I'm sending a note to Tom Cruise
sprinkling perfume on the paper I use,
When he sees that it's me
I hope he won't flee
Or else I'll be singing the blues!



Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!

Melina
02-13-2005, 07:10 PM
I know we finished this one already, but I can't remember it...

Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!
Or I fear I may just pass away-

tfdswift
02-14-2005, 12:43 AM
Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!
Or I fear I may just pass away-
In a red, heart-shaped box

Richard
02-14-2005, 01:09 AM
Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!
Or I fear I may just pass away-
In a red, heart-shaped box
With an itch from the pox

rhymegirl
02-15-2005, 05:08 AM
Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!
Or I fear I may just pass away-
In a red, heart-shaped box
With an itch from the pox--
Keeps PMS and bad moods at bay.


There's romance in the air on this night

rhymegirl
02-17-2005, 08:48 PM
There's romance in the air on this night,
Anything you've got planned is all right.

Richard
02-17-2005, 09:03 PM
There's romance in the air on this night,
Anything you've got planned is all right.
So turn off the TV

rhymegirl
02-18-2005, 05:23 AM
There's romance in the air on this night,
Anything you've got planned is all right,
So turn off the TV
And then say lovingly

ChunkyC
02-18-2005, 05:34 AM
There's romance in the air on this night,
Anything you've got planned is all right,
So turn off the TV
And then say lovingly
"Do you think this Teddy's too tight?"

I must say, I love our new home,

rhymegirl
02-18-2005, 06:47 AM
I must say, I love our new home,
And I promise I never will roam,

Richard
02-18-2005, 08:50 PM
I must say, I love our new home,
And I promise I never will roam.
Here the trolls are most lucid

reph
02-18-2005, 09:04 PM
I must say, I love our new home,
And I promise I never will roam.
Here the trolls are most lucid!
As a recent review said,

Richard
02-18-2005, 09:15 PM
I must say, I love our new home,
And I promise I never will roam.
Here the trolls are most lucid!
As a recent review said,
But still only HB need foam...

It was just a shot in the dark

rhymegirl
02-19-2005, 03:37 AM
It was just a shot in the dark
But the cops found a body named Mark,

Richard
02-19-2005, 04:21 AM
Though he hadn't a scratch

rhymegirl
02-19-2005, 06:27 AM
It was just a shot in the dark
But the cops found a body named Mark,
Though he hadn't a scratch
He was wearing a patch,

rhymegirl
02-22-2005, 05:42 AM
It was just a shot in the dark
But the cops found a body named Mark,
Though he hadn't a scratch
He was wearing a patch,
and sprawled on a bench in the park.

I'm sick of the cold and the snow

reph
02-22-2005, 09:27 AM
I'm sick of the cold and the snow
To a sauna I'm itching to go

Richard
02-22-2005, 04:02 PM
Where the air is much hotter

rhymegirl
02-23-2005, 07:44 PM
I'm sick of the cold and the snow,
To a sauna I'm itching to go
Where the air is much hotter
and so is the water (Massachusetts accent here)
_________________

rhymegirl
02-25-2005, 09:46 PM
I'm sick of the cold and the snow,
To a sauna I'm itching to go
Where the air is much hotter
along with the water, (Massachusetts accent here)
And so are the men there I know.


In a few weeks it's gonna be Spring!

rhymegirl
03-09-2005, 06:55 AM
In a few weeks it's gonna be Spring!
We'll see flowers and hear birdies sing,

Meaney
04-26-2005, 04:11 PM
In a few weeks it's gonna be Spring!
We'll see flowers and hear birdies sing.
We'll hunt and shoot moose
and burn down the spruce

Melina
04-26-2005, 05:34 PM
In a few weeks it's gonna be Spring!
We'll see flowers and hear birdies sing.
We'll hunt and shoot moose
and burn down the spruce
And have one more meaningless fling!



I'm glad Meaney dug up this thread

rhymegirl
04-26-2005, 05:52 PM
I'm glad Meaney dug up this thread,
Cuz there's something that needs to be said!

Meaney
04-28-2005, 07:15 AM
I'm glad Meaney dug up this thread,
Cuz there's something that needs to be said.
Something witty, urbane,

wurdwise
04-28-2005, 07:28 AM
I'm glad Meaney dug up this thread,
Cuz there's something that needs to be said.
Something witty, urbane,
Maybe even profane

reph
04-28-2005, 08:10 AM
I'm glad Meaney dug up this thread,
Cuz there's something that needs to be said.
Something witty, urbane,
Maybe even profane.
Not by me, though: I'm going to bed.

I dropped in to check out Office Party,

WhisperingBard
04-28-2005, 08:20 AM
I dropped in to check out Office Party,
and found revelers partying hearty,

rhymegirl
04-28-2005, 02:59 PM
I dropped in to check out Office Party,
and found revelers partying hearty,
They were doing weird stuff,

WhisperingBard
04-29-2005, 09:23 AM
I dropped in to check out Office Party,
and found revelers partying hearty,
They were doing weird stuff,
with marshmallow fluff,

reph
04-29-2005, 09:48 AM
I dropped in to check out Office Party,
and found revelers partying hearty,
They were doing weird stuff,
with marshmallow fluff,
'Cause they all think they're craftsy and arty.

Then I traveled to Take It Outside,

rhymegirl
04-29-2005, 03:17 PM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
What I saw made my mouth open wide,

wurdwise
04-29-2005, 05:23 PM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
What I saw made my mouth open wide,
Talk of Ray's genatalia

rhymegirl
04-29-2005, 08:59 PM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
What I saw made my mouth open wide,
Talk of Ray's genatalia,
And organs that ail ya,

reph
04-29-2005, 09:32 PM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
What I saw made my mouth open wide,
Talk of Ray's genitalia
(He's a genuine male, yeah)

wurdwise
04-29-2005, 09:54 PM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
What I saw made my mouth open wide,
Talk of Ray's genitalia
(He's a genuine male, yeah)
Till I realized that reph screwed the rhyme.

reph
04-29-2005, 09:58 PM
So what do you think rhymes with "genitalia"?

wurdwise
04-29-2005, 10:47 PM
mail ya
tell ya
sell ya
bail ya
kill ya

wurdwise
04-29-2005, 10:58 PM
Sorry, reph, I put that last line to tease you. Please start the next one, will ya? :)

reph
04-29-2005, 11:06 PM
("Yeah" is pronounced "yah.")
(Let's start this one over.)

Then I traveled to Take It Outside,

WhisperingBard
04-29-2005, 11:11 PM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
where the blarney is spread far and wide,

reph
04-30-2005, 04:46 AM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
where the blarney is spread far and wide,
I met braggarts and saints,

poetinahat
05-02-2005, 11:07 AM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
where the blarney is spread far and wide,
I met braggarts and saints,
who brook no complaints

wurdwise
05-02-2005, 11:11 AM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
where the blarney is spread far and wide,
I met braggarts and saints,
who brook no complaints
And sure had nothing to hide.

I find that I like it there

Marisa Louise
05-02-2005, 11:15 AM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
where the blarney is spread far and wide,
I met braggarts and saints,
who brook no complaints
And sure had nothing to hide.

I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere

poetinahat
05-02-2005, 11:27 AM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
where the blarney is spread far and wide,
I met braggarts and saints,
who brook no complaints
And sure had nothing to hide.

I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive

wurdwise
05-02-2005, 11:29 AM
Then I traveled to Take It Outside,
where the blarney is spread far and wide,
I met braggarts and saints,
who brook no complaints
And sure had nothing to hide.

I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive
So free and relaxing

Melina
05-02-2005, 01:21 PM
I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive
So free and relaxing
With humor and laughter to spare.



I feel like I need a vacation

Marisa Louise
05-02-2005, 01:31 PM
I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive
So free and relaxing
With humor and laughter to spare.



I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'

poetinahat
05-02-2005, 03:04 PM
I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive
So free and relaxing
With humor and laughter to spare.



I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss

Melina
05-02-2005, 03:15 PM
I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,

Marisa Louise
05-02-2005, 10:41 PM
I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude

wurdwise
05-02-2005, 10:43 PM
I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew

Marisa Louise
05-03-2005, 07:59 AM
I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up

BlakeOvard
05-03-2005, 08:08 AM
I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck

Marisa Louise
05-03-2005, 08:15 AM
I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck
Guess I became a little unglued.

BlakeOvard
05-03-2005, 08:32 AM
I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck
Guess I became a little unglued.


A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink

wurdwise
05-03-2005, 08:33 AM
I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck
Guess I became a little unglued.


A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink

Marisa Louise
05-03-2005, 08:50 AM
A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend, named "Bill"

BlakeOvard
05-03-2005, 09:43 AM
A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend, named "Bill"
In bed he was quite a thrill

Mr Underhill
05-03-2005, 10:08 AM
A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away

Marisa Louise
05-03-2005, 10:17 AM
A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay

poetinahat
05-03-2005, 05:07 PM
A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply

wurdwise
05-03-2005, 05:41 PM
A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
makes me want to cry

BlakeOvard
05-03-2005, 06:06 PM
A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
makes me want to cry
at least it's not curds and whey

BlakeOvard
05-03-2005, 06:06 PM
She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
makes me want to cry
at least it's not curds and whey


The carpenter forgot his hammer

Mr Underhill
05-03-2005, 10:35 PM
The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer

poetinahat
05-04-2005, 10:37 AM
The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here."

wurdwise
05-04-2005, 10:40 AM
The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here,
an' I n-ee-d a beer!"

poetinahat
05-04-2005, 03:27 PM
The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here,
an' I n-ee-d a beer!"
In Waterford crystal, for glamour...

I wish I could play the trombone

Mr Underhill
05-04-2005, 07:58 PM
I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone

BlakeOvard
05-05-2005, 02:53 AM
I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone
Down my arm it could drip

poetinahat
05-05-2005, 04:53 AM
I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone
Down my arm it could drip
as i wipe off my lip