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Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done
By Saturday morn
I'm feeling forlorn
 

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Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done
By Saturday morn
I'm feeling forlorn
And eat chocolate 'til I weigh a ton
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My pants feel awfully tight
 

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My pants feel awfully tight,
Just getting them on is a fight
I shouldn't have eaten
God Lord, I feel beaten
 

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Can't leave a limerick hangin'

(finish off my own damn limerick, jeez...) Smiley face, smiley face...

My printer has run out of ink,
The price of that stuff really stinks.
I think this thread's stalled,
I'm fairly apalled
Perhaps there wasn't enough kink.

:thankyou: Thank you, thank you. Feel much better now.

That's it. I'm Audi 5000.
 

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(Hey, clockwork, what happened? looks like you jumped the queue.)


Pink poodles can cause an uproar
if you let them run wild in a store
 

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Pink poodles can cause an uproar
if you let them run wild in a store
Lay them down for a nap,
They'll jump up with a yap
 

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Pink poodles can cause an uproar
if you let them run wild in a store
Lay them down for a nap,
They'll jump up with a yap
and then knock you down for the score.


Dogs aren't my favorite I say
 

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Dogs aren't my favorite I say
Does the first line describe me? No way!
 

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Dogs aren't my favorite I say
Does the first line describe me? No way!
In fact, they're quite yummy,
 

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Dogs aren't my favorite I say
Does the first line describe me? No way!
In fact, they're quite yummy,
I'd even say scrummy
So pass me the hot sauce, Ole`

You see that I've got you again
 

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You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'
 

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You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'
I'll drink 'til you're hot
 

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You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'
I'll drink 'til you're hot
even though you are not
 

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You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'
I'll drink 'til you're hot
even though you are not
and I'll give you a snog now and then

The latest in wallflower fashion
 

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The latest in wallflower fashion
Is to wear a tiara most smashin'
with hair out to there -
 

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The latest in wallflower fashion
Is to wear a tiara most smashin'
with hair out to there
and a ribbon tied -- where?
 

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The latest in wallflower fashion
Is to wear a tiara most smashin'
with hair out to there
and a ribbon tied -- where?
And a basket to put all the cash in


It rained as I blew out the candle
 
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