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annetpfeffer
02-06-2013, 12:32 PM
The facts were appalling to read
She'd murdered the guy while he peed

kenthepen
02-06-2013, 04:27 PM
The facts were appalling to read
She'd murdered the guy while he peed
His shoes were done, too,

kellysaid
02-06-2013, 06:37 PM
The facts were appalling to read
She'd murdered the guy while he peed
His shoes were done, too,
the room reeked of poo

Sir_Nigel
02-06-2013, 06:53 PM
The facts were appalling to read
She'd murdered the guy while he peed
His shoes were done, too,
the room reeked of poo
such a damp deadly dong-dangling deed.


She lifted her head and said Why?

kenthepen
02-06-2013, 06:56 PM
She lifted her head and said Why?
I have murdered and still I can't cry

flyingtart
02-06-2013, 07:42 PM
She lifted her head and said Why?
I have murdered and still I can't cry
I am so perplexed

Nymtoc
02-06-2013, 08:24 PM
She lifted her head and said Why?
I have murdered and still I can't cry
I am so perplexed
Who should I murder next?

iLion
02-06-2013, 09:35 PM
She lifted her head and said Why?
I have murdered and still I can't cry
I am so perplexed
Who should I murder next?
But it's YOU if you tell me a lie.

I'm leaving to live on the moon

Nymtoc
02-06-2013, 09:44 PM
I'm leaving to live on the moon
I'll eat its green cheese with a spoon

iLion
02-06-2013, 09:47 PM
I'm leaving to live on the moon
I'll eat its green cheese with a spoon
I'll smile and wave

JoBird
02-06-2013, 09:52 PM
I'm leaving to live on the moon
I'll eat its green cheese with a spoon
I'll smile and wave
And dig my grave

Pthom
02-06-2013, 10:34 PM
I'm leaving to live on the moon
I'll eat its green cheese with a spoon
I'll smile and wave
And dig my grave
With a portrait of Orlando Bloom!

It's almost impossible to

iLion
02-06-2013, 10:53 PM
It's almost impossible to
write my book while I'm in the loo

flyingtart
02-06-2013, 11:06 PM
It's almost impossible to
write my book while I'm in the loo
The paper's too thin

Nymtoc
02-07-2013, 08:59 AM
It's almost impossible to
write my book while I'm in the loo
The paper's too thin
I'm pee-ing pure gin

JoBird
02-07-2013, 09:10 AM
It's almost impossible to
write my book while I'm in the loo
The paper's too thin
I'm pee-ing pure gin
I'm drunk, a drunk, a diddly-do.

There's a seedy bar in the docks

Nymtoc
02-07-2013, 09:26 AM
There's a seedy bar in the docks

This doesn't scan. It puts the emphasis on "a," so the line reads "There's A seedy BAR in the DOCKS." Please remember that a limerick line has "beats," not just a certain number of syllables. :D

A seedy bar down at the docks
Used to serve as a school of hard knocks

Sir_Nigel
02-07-2013, 02:02 PM
A seedy bar down at the docks
Used to serve as a school of hard knocks
The tarts were ferocious

flyingtart
02-07-2013, 02:22 PM
A seedy bar down at the docks
Used to serve as a school of hard knocks
The tarts were ferocious
Their manners atrocious

Sir_Nigel
02-07-2013, 03:59 PM
A seedy bar down at the docks
Used to serve as a school of hard knocks
The tarts were ferocious
Their manners atrocious
And you’d leave with a dose of the pox

They’ve just dug up Richard the Third

flyingtart
02-07-2013, 04:32 PM
They’ve just dug up Richard the Third
His story is truly absurd

Nymtoc
02-07-2013, 06:12 PM
They’ve just dug up Richard the Third
His story is truly absurd
One reads it and winces

iLion
02-07-2013, 09:44 PM
They’ve just dug up Richard the Third
His story is truly absurd
One reads it and winces
It surely convinces

Nymtoc
02-07-2013, 11:19 PM
They’ve just dug up Richard the Third
His story is truly absurd
One reads it and winces
It surely convinces
He's badder than you've ever heard.

He reigned only two years and yet

flyingtart
02-07-2013, 11:35 PM
He reigned only two years and yet
I'm sure he had cause to regret

kellysaid
02-08-2013, 07:50 AM
He reigned only two years and yet
I'm sure he had cause to regret
the time he once said

Nymtoc
02-08-2013, 08:14 AM
He reigned only two years and yet
I'm sure he had cause to regret
the time he once said,
"Those boys must be dead!"

Pthom
02-09-2013, 04:21 AM
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