Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done
By Saturday morn
I'm feeling forlorn
And eat chocolate 'til I weigh a ton
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(finish off my own damn limerick, jeez...) Smiley face, smiley face...
My printer has run out of ink,
The price of that stuff really stinks.
I think this thread's stalled,
I'm fairly apalled
Perhaps there wasn't enough kink.
Pink poodles can cause an uproar
if you let them run wild in a store
Lay them down for a nap,
They'll jump up with a yap
and then knock you down for the score.
Dogs aren't my favorite I say
Does the first line describe me? No way!
In fact, they're quite yummy,
I'd even say scrummy
So pass me the hot sauce, Ole`
You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'
I'll drink 'til you're hot
even though you are not
and I'll give you a snog now and then
The latest in wallflower fashion
Is to wear a tiara most smashin'
with hair out to there
and a ribbon tied -- where?
And a basket to put all the cash in
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