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poetinahat
03-15-2006, 12:22 PM
Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream

gp101
03-15-2006, 03:46 PM
Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream
Led Zep had a cow,

NeuroFizz
03-15-2006, 05:11 PM
Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream
Led Zep had a cow,
Freddie M. took a bow,

PrettySpecialGal
03-15-2006, 09:46 PM
Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream
Led Zep had a cow,
Freddie M. took a bow,
but it all ended up as a dream


March 14- a great day for the men

NeuroFizz
03-16-2006, 01:54 AM
March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den

Unique
03-22-2006, 04:51 AM
March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den
But don't let them out

Prosthetic Foreheads
03-22-2006, 10:13 AM
March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den
But don't let them out
They might very well pout

poetinahat
03-22-2006, 02:29 PM
March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den
But don't let them out
They might very well pout
Just chuck 'em some beer now and then

The best thing about adolescence

Unique
03-22-2006, 04:51 PM
The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence

Prosthetic Foreheads
03-23-2006, 02:40 AM
The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence
Nor hormones in disarray

trumancoyote
03-23-2006, 02:43 AM
The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence
Nor hormones in disarray
Nor using too many syllables in play

poetinahat
03-23-2006, 05:55 AM
The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence
Nor hormones in disarray
Nor using too many syllables in play
It's not looking like Donald Pleasence

The fathers of Fabulous Frank

Solatium
03-23-2006, 06:38 AM
The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank

writerterri
03-23-2006, 07:17 AM
The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank
It's too bad he's dead

PattiTheWicked
03-23-2006, 07:27 AM
The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank
It's too bad he's dead
But ere passing, he said,

Pthom
03-23-2006, 03:48 PM
The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank
It's too bad he's dead
But ere passing, he said,
"I wish there was beer in this tank."

If it's spring, then why is it so cold?

PrettySpecialGal
03-23-2006, 04:31 PM
If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold.

NeuroFizz
03-23-2006, 05:11 PM
If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold.
The daffodils bend

threedogpeople
03-24-2006, 02:30 AM
If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold.
The daffodils bend,
the sun needs to send,

NeuroFizz
03-24-2006, 11:36 PM
If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold.
The daffodils bend,
the sun needs to send,
A message, put Speedos on hold.


The man in the Speedo so tight

Unique
03-25-2006, 12:19 AM
The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright

Prosthetic Foreheads
03-25-2006, 12:35 AM
The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright
They were scared of the lump

Stew21
03-25-2006, 12:50 AM
The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright
They were scared of the lump
Which was more of a "stump"

Roger J Carlson
03-25-2006, 01:03 AM
The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright
They were scared of the lump
Which was more of a "stump"
And turned to the left, not the right.




The bicycle rider from France

Pthom
03-25-2006, 01:16 AM
The bicycle rider from France
Swore he'd leave nothing to chance!

rich
03-25-2006, 01:25 AM
I do wish I could post here, but I lean toward finishing the poem, be it the second or third line.

akelsey333
03-25-2006, 03:00 AM
The bicycle rider from France
Swore he'd leave nothing to chance!
He packed up his gear

Dawno
03-26-2006, 12:50 PM
The bicycle rider from France
Swore he'd leave nothing to chance!
He packed up his gear
And settled his rear

Pthom
03-26-2006, 03:03 PM
The bicycle rider from France
Swore he'd leave nothing to chance!
He packed up his gear
And settled his rear
But he still was beat soundly by Lance!

Ol' Buck will sing for us no more.

poetinahat
03-26-2006, 03:19 PM
Ol' Buck will sing for us no more.
He hates HMS Pinafore

PattiTheWicked
03-26-2006, 07:17 PM
Methinks somehow the meter's been lost....

threedogpeople
03-26-2006, 08:59 PM
Ol' Buck will sing for us no more.
He hates HMS Pinafore
he hated the songs

Unique
03-26-2006, 09:20 PM
Ol' Buck will sing for us no more.
He hates HMS Pinafore
he hated the songs
and wearing the thongs

threedogpeople
03-26-2006, 11:09 PM
Ol' Buck will sing for us no more.
He hates HMS Pinafore
he hated the songs
and wearing the thongs
but the high heels he really adores.


I awoke at three-twenty a.m.

Prosthetic Foreheads
03-27-2006, 03:21 AM
I awoke at three-twenty a.m.
Went naked to the ocean to swim

akelsey333
03-27-2006, 03:30 AM
I awoke at three-twenty a.m.
Went naked to the ocean to swim
I felt a bit chilled

threedogpeople
03-27-2006, 06:04 AM
I awoke at three-twenty a.m.
Went naked to the ocean to swim
I felt a bit chilled
but my hubby was thrilled

Unique
03-28-2006, 03:38 PM
I awoke at three-twenty a.m.
Went naked to the ocean to swim
I felt a bit chilled
but my hubby was thrilled
happy twas me and not him.


While jogging one day in the fog

Prosthetic Foreheads
03-29-2006, 01:41 AM
While jogging one day in the fog
I tripped and fell over a log

Stew21
03-29-2006, 01:55 AM
While jogging one day in the fog
I tripped and fell over a log
I scraped up my knees

threedogpeople
04-03-2006, 12:33 AM
While jogging one day in the fog
I tripped and fell over a log
I scraped up my knees
and got covered in fleas

Solatium
04-07-2006, 01:50 AM
While jogging one day in the fog
I tripped and fell over a log
I scraped up my knees
and got covered in fleas
Some days I hate being a dog!

-

If you :poke: me again I will :cry:

rich
04-07-2006, 01:58 AM
I don't like the rhyme. If it were Ogdenashian logic I'd say ok, but it wasn't. I'll expect more from you next time.

Your third grade English teacher.

rich
04-07-2006, 02:00 AM
Also! Also! "And got covered with fleas."

Bad.

Unique
04-07-2006, 02:05 AM
If you http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/Emotepoke.gif me again I will http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gif
Then I'll :e2poke: this sharp stick in your:e2steer:

Meaney
04-08-2006, 03:09 PM
If you http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/Emotepoke.gif me again I will http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gif
Then I'll :e2poke: this sharp stick in your:e2steer:
I'll :whip: your :e2moon:

poetinahat
04-08-2006, 03:24 PM
If you http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/Emotepoke.gif me again I will http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gif
Then I'll :e2poke: this sharp stick in your:e2steer:
I'll :whip: your :e2moon:
then I'll :e2hammer:your http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticonidea.gif

Pthom
04-14-2006, 10:24 AM
And, in other news, the old Limerick thread, that withstood the move a year ago from ezboard, has finally come to a crashing demise, perhaps because of lack of suitable graphic imagery, perhaps just because ... Oh, I can't go on...sob, sob, sob.

Unique
04-14-2006, 03:08 PM
If you http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/Emotepoke.gif me again I will http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gif
Then I'll http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/e2poke.gif this sharp stick in yourhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/e2steer.gif
I'll http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/Emotewhip.gif your http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/e2moon.gif
then I'll http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/e2hammer.gifyour http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticonidea.gif
And once I am done it's :e2salute: (goodbye)





A limerick lover from Hue

NeuroFizz
04-14-2006, 04:47 PM
A limerick lover from Hue
penned on the walls of the loo

poetinahat
04-14-2006, 05:07 PM
A limerick lover from Hue
penned on the walls of the loo
For a good time, just call

Pthom
04-14-2006, 09:11 PM
A limerick lover from Hue
penned on the walls of the loo
For a good time, just call
Mary Alice, or Paul


BTW, isn't Hue {capitalized} pronounced to rhyme with whey?

PattiTheWicked
04-14-2006, 09:52 PM
A limerick lover from Hue
penned on the walls of the loo
For a good time, just call
Mary Alice, or Paul
at 867-5302

By jotting that phone number down,

Unique
04-15-2006, 05:09 PM
By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown

Pthom
04-15-2006, 10:06 PM
By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown
With polka-dot clothes

PattiTheWicked
04-16-2006, 02:37 AM
By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown
With polka-dot clothes
A man in green hose

rich
04-16-2006, 03:16 AM
AArgh, I hate when somebody injects a rhyme for just a rhymes sake. It's criminal.


By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown
With polka-dot clothes
A man in green hose
__________________
Shot the cabby

Unique
04-16-2006, 04:39 AM
By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown
With polka-dot clothes
A man in green hose
__________________
Shot the cabby and fled underground.



Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme

Solatium
04-16-2006, 04:44 AM
Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme;
I don't think I'll try to, this time.

Pthom
04-17-2006, 12:00 AM
Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme;
I don't think I'll try to, this time.
Instead, I will strive

Unique
04-17-2006, 09:40 PM
Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme;
I don't think I'll try to, this time.
Instead, I will strive
to keep this alive

PattiTheWicked
04-17-2006, 09:48 PM
Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme;
I don't think I'll try to, this time.
Instead, I will strive
to keep this alive
And toss back a tequila and lime.

I think I shall start up a blog

poetinahat
04-18-2006, 03:03 AM
I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog

Pthom
04-18-2006, 04:17 AM
I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp

SpookyWriter
04-18-2006, 04:19 AM
I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp
is no better than Donald Trump

Unique
04-18-2006, 04:31 AM
I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp
is no better than Donald Trump
So I'll swap POV with the hog.


A stringy old cat named McPhee

poetinahat
04-18-2006, 04:34 AM
I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp
is no better than Trump <-- compulsive metrical fix
So I'll swap POV with the hog.


A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)

SpookyWriter
04-18-2006, 04:35 AM
I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp
is no better than Trump <-- compulsive metrical fix
So I'll swap POV with the hog.


A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
by the name of General Lee

Unique
04-18-2006, 04:09 PM
A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
by the name of General Lee
and now he's caught in a tree






(help me!)
The first time in limerick history when all the words rhymed with each other) GACK.

Solatium
04-19-2006, 02:18 AM
A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
by the name of General Lee
and now he's caught in a tree
Spouting the same rhymes constant-ly

(meter is dead)

Let's make this more difficult still

Unique
04-19-2006, 02:20 AM
Let's make this more difficult still
like swallowing a large, bitter pill

poetinahat
04-20-2006, 06:35 AM
Let's make this more difficult still
like swallowing a large, bitter pill
That looks like a beetle

PattiTheWicked
04-20-2006, 07:41 AM
Let's make this more difficult still
like swallowing a large, bitter pill
That looks like a beetle
And pokes like a needle

Solatium
04-20-2006, 10:11 AM
Let's make this more difficult still
like swallowing a large, bitter pill
That looks like a beetle
And pokes like a needle
And smells like a bucket of swill

-

I'm not all that trusting, you know

Unique
04-20-2006, 02:13 PM
I'm not all that trusting, you know
to follow wherever you go

NeuroFizz
04-20-2006, 04:36 PM
I'm not all that trusting, you know
to follow wherever you go
but give me a pinch

akelsey333
04-22-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm not all that trusting, you know
to follow wherever you go
but give me a pinch
and a bright yellow finch

Unique
04-23-2006, 04:23 AM
I'm not all that trusting, you know
to follow wherever you go
but give me a pinch
and a bright yellow finch
I'll try it as long as it's slow


A twittering thrush on a branch

NeuroFizz
04-25-2006, 12:14 AM
A twittering thrush on a branch
stood tall and surveyed the ranch

threedogpeople
04-25-2006, 05:58 PM
A twittering thrush on a branch
stood tall and surveyed the ranch,
a rustling was heard

NeuroFizz
04-25-2006, 06:23 PM
A twittering thrush on a branch
stood tall and surveyed the ranch,
a rustling was heard
below this young bird

Unique
04-26-2006, 04:39 PM
A twittering thrush on a branch
stood tall and surveyed the ranch,
a rustling was heard
below this young bird
the size of the snake made him blanch.

(whew- didn't realize not much ends in -anch; I do now!)



'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.

poetinahat
04-26-2006, 04:42 PM
'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.
'It might be the corduroy bread...'

NeuroFizz
04-26-2006, 06:55 PM
'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.
'It might be the corduroy bread...'
'But what are the ridges?'

NeuroFizz
04-27-2006, 04:34 PM
Come on, people. It slipped onto page three...

threedogpeople
04-27-2006, 05:45 PM
'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.
'It might be the corduroy bread...'
'But what are the ridges?'
It's covered in midges.

Solatium
04-27-2006, 10:24 PM
'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.
'It might be the corduroy bread...'
'But what are the ridges?'
It's covered in midges,
And some of them aren't quite dead.

---

A tiresome American actor

Roger J Carlson
04-27-2006, 10:33 PM
A tiresome American actor
Is Scientology's main benefactor

rich
04-27-2006, 10:38 PM
A tiresome American actor
Is Scientology's main benefactor
A samurai he's not

Unique
04-28-2006, 05:09 PM
A tiresome American actor
Is Scientology's main benefactor
A samurai he's not
his credibility shot

poetinahat
04-28-2006, 05:21 PM
A tiresome American actor
Is Scientology's main benefactor
A samurai he's not
his credibility shot
All Kidman aside (the Ex factor).

Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing

Meaney
04-28-2006, 06:22 PM
Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing
for two farthings and a half shilling

Roger J Carlson
04-28-2006, 06:36 PM
Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing
for two farthings and a half shilling
I'd give up strong drink

jst5150
04-28-2006, 06:38 PM
Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing
for two farthings and a half shilling
I'd give up strong drink
For a chance at the pink

poetinahat
05-01-2006, 12:20 PM
Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing
for two farthings and a half shilling
I'd give up strong drink
For a chance at the pink
it's been years since I had a good thrilling...

The reason I'm sober today

PrettySpecialGal
05-01-2006, 03:25 PM
The reason I'm sober today
Is simply because of the play

scarlet
05-01-2006, 03:42 PM
The reason I'm sober today
Is simply because of the play
The curtains refused to open

poetinahat
05-03-2006, 06:16 AM
The reason I'm sober today
Is simply because of the play
The curtains won't open <--- fixing meter; hope you don't mind
I'm behind the Pope, and

PrettySpecialGal
05-03-2006, 06:26 AM
The reason I'm sober today
Is simply because of the play
The curtains won't open
I'm behind the Pope, and
He's kept all the wine for his pray
(okay- say it out loud- and sorry to you Catholic-types out there. Poet started it)

The poetry contest- oh, boy!

Yeshanu
05-03-2006, 06:28 AM
The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!

poetinahat
05-03-2006, 10:46 AM
The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
So, write one for Mom

Roger J Carlson
05-03-2006, 04:09 PM
The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
Though I'll be submitt'n

threedogpeople
05-04-2006, 12:30 AM
The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
So, write one for Mom
and hope it don't bomb .................(literary license so the meter worked)

PrettySpecialGal
05-06-2006, 05:07 AM
The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
So, write one for Mom
and hope it don't bomb
After all, she's like Helen of Troy!


The next one will be about Dad...

trumancoyote
05-06-2006, 05:19 AM
The next one will be about Dad
A man who was ever so sad

Serenity
05-06-2006, 05:25 AM
The next one will be about Dad
A man who was ever so sad
Because he had heard

Unique
05-06-2006, 04:01 PM
The next one will be about Dad
A man who was ever so sad
Because he had heard
That MOM is the word

Pthom
05-08-2006, 05:21 AM
The next one will be about Dad
A man who was ever so sad
Because he had heard
That MOM is the word
For Maker Of Mud: it's so bad!

(glad to see you all keeping this alive; sorry I've been away from it for so long.)

If only I had enough time

poetinahat
05-08-2006, 07:19 AM
If only I had enough time
I'd think of a cleverer rhyme

PrettySpecialGal
05-08-2006, 07:57 AM
If only I had enough time
I'd think of a cleverer rhyme
you see I'm a poet,

SpookyWriter
05-08-2006, 08:13 AM
If special needs,
Were ever indeed,
We would not need,
Our special weed

PrettySpecialGal
05-08-2006, 10:20 AM
If only I had enough time
I'd think of a cleverer rhyme
you see I'm a poet,
Even though I don't know it

Pthom
05-09-2006, 11:09 AM
If only I had enough time
I'd think of a cleverer rhyme
you see I'm a poet,
Even though I don't know it
And that's why this verse is sublime.

Coffee is good for my talent

Unique
05-09-2006, 04:49 PM
Coffee is good for my talent
drinking it makes me feel gallant

NeuroFizz
05-09-2006, 04:50 PM
Coffee is good for my talent
drinking it makes me feel gallant
'till it hits me down low

threedogpeople
05-09-2006, 04:54 PM
Coffee is good for my talent
drinking it makes me feel gallant
'till it hits me down low
and I just gotta' go

PrettySpecialGal
05-10-2006, 03:57 AM
Coffee is good for my talent
drinking it makes me feel gallant
'till it hits me down low
and I just gotta' go
Shows the lack of my bladder's raw talent




The season for me is baseball

NeuroFizz
05-12-2006, 04:17 PM
The season for me is baseball
my team's colors I paint on my face-all

poetinahat
05-12-2006, 04:34 PM
The season for me is baseball
my team's colors I paint on my face-all
those styrofoam hands

Unique
05-12-2006, 04:37 PM
The season for me is baseball
my team's colors I paint on my face-all
those styrofoam hands
way up in the stands

threedogpeople
05-12-2006, 08:05 PM
The season for me is baseball
my team's colors I paint on my face-all
those styrofoam hands
way up in the stands
protesting the umpire's call.

He was not "safe" he was out

NeuroFizz
05-12-2006, 08:39 PM
He was not "safe" he was out
but his argument had little clout

Stew21
05-12-2006, 09:09 PM
He was not "safe" he was out
but his argument had little clout
catcher stepped on the bag

Pthom
05-12-2006, 09:32 PM
He was not "safe" he was out
but his argument had little clout
catcher stepped on the bag
saved the game with a tag

Melina
05-12-2006, 11:11 PM
He was not "safe" he was out
but his argument had little clout
catcher stepped on the bag
saved the game with a tag
Now we all get to watch the boy pout!

Thank goodness it's sunny today

Roger J Carlson
05-12-2006, 11:14 PM
Thank goodness it's sunny today.
Just right for a roll in the hay.

Melina
05-12-2006, 11:17 PM
Thank goodness it's sunny today.
Just right for a roll in the hay.
Whether your field or mine

rich
05-12-2006, 11:33 PM
Thank goodness it's sunny today.
Just right for a roll in the hay.
Whether your field or mine
We'd still be entwined
__________________

NeuroFizz
05-12-2006, 11:50 PM
Thank goodness it's sunny today.
Just right for a roll in the hay.
Whether your field or mine
We'd still be entwined
and filmed, I am sure, by Ray.

The weekend is pressing upon me

threedogpeople
05-13-2006, 03:20 AM
The weekend is pressing upon me
like tight pants on a fella' named Lee

PrettySpecialGal
05-13-2006, 07:02 AM
The weekend is pressing upon me
like tight pants on a fella' named Lee
I'll have a few beers

PattiTheWicked
05-13-2006, 07:11 AM
The weekend is pressing upon me
like tight pants on a fella' named Lee
I'll have a few beers
And start shakin' my rear

Unique
05-13-2006, 05:00 PM
The weekend is pressing upon me
like tight pants on a fella' named Lee
I'll have a few beers
And start shakin' my rear
and see who I can pick up for free.



King Midas was counting his gold

Pthom
05-14-2006, 02:42 AM
King Midas was counting his gold
In the nude, too. Boy was HE bold.

akelsey333
05-14-2006, 03:16 AM
King Midas was counting his gold
In the nude, too. Boy was HE bold.
As he sat on his throne,

Unique
05-14-2006, 06:19 AM
King Midas was counting his gold
In the nude, too. Boy was HE bold.
As he sat on his throne,
he let out a groan

Pthom
05-14-2006, 11:02 AM
King Midas was counting his gold
In the nude, too. Boy was HE bold.
As he sat on his throne,
he let out a groan
'Cause as we all know, gold cash is cold.

“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”

poetinahat
05-14-2006, 03:31 PM
“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”
But she said, "You're not my type of guy."

Unique
05-14-2006, 05:37 PM
“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”
But she said, "You're not my type of guy."
"You're fat and you're hairy

PrettySpecialGal
05-15-2006, 02:48 AM
“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”
But she said, "You're not my type of guy."
"You're fat and you're hairy
and you work in a dairy,

poetinahat
05-15-2006, 04:58 AM
“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”
But she said, "You're not my type of guy."
"You're fat and you're hairy
and you work in a dairy,
in the words of Dionne... Walk On By."

Potatoes are good for the soul

DeniseK
05-15-2006, 05:22 AM
Potatoes are good for the soul
though they are fattening as hell, you know

NeuroFizz
05-16-2006, 01:05 AM
Potatoes are good for the soul
though they are fattening as hell, you know
love handles beware

Melisande
05-16-2006, 01:17 AM
Potatoes are good for the soul
though they are fattening as hell, you know
love handles beware
though I really don't care

Unique
05-16-2006, 01:38 AM
Potatoes are good for the soul
though they are fattening as hell, you know
love handles beware
though I really don't care
just hand me the rest of the bowl.


A girl on a bike took a ride

pconsidine
05-16-2006, 01:39 AM
A girl on a bike took a ride
Through scenic West Merseyside

Melisande
05-16-2006, 01:44 AM
A girl on a bike took a ride
Through scenic West Merseyside
She fell flat on her belly

poetinahat
05-16-2006, 07:39 AM
A girl on a bike took a ride
Through scenic West Merseyside
She fell flat on her belly
when she ran o'er a Welly

Unique
05-16-2006, 03:33 PM
A girl on a bike took a ride
Through scenic West Merseyside
She fell flat on her belly
when she ran o'er a Welly
and scraped off a big patch of hide.



A tender young laddie was he

Pthom
05-16-2006, 10:24 PM
A tender young laddie was he
When he climbed to the top of the tree.

pconsidine
05-16-2006, 10:40 PM
A tender young laddie was he
When he climbed to the top of the tree.
with spyglass in hand

Solatium
05-16-2006, 10:59 PM
A tender young laddie was he
When he climbed to the top of the tree.
with spyglass in hand
and his whole evening planned

Pthom
05-17-2006, 05:32 AM
A tender young laddie was he
When he climbed to the top of the tree.
With spyglass in hand
And his whole evening planned,
He watched the whole ballgame for free.

When Anne got undressed by the mirror

poetinahat
05-17-2006, 05:57 AM
When Anne got undressed by the mirror
her sweet, hidden charms became clearer

trumancoyote
05-17-2006, 06:13 AM
When Anne got undressed by the mirror
her sweet, hidden charms became clearer.
Her nurples were purped

PattiTheWicked
05-17-2006, 06:34 AM
When Anne got undressed by the mirror
her sweet, hidden charms became clearer.
Her nurples were purped
"I'm a hottie" she burped

Melisande
05-17-2006, 11:39 AM
When Anne got undressed by the mirror
her sweet, hidden charms became clearer.
Her nurples were purped
"I'm a hottie" she burped
And the customer had to pay dearer

Pthom
05-17-2006, 12:24 PM
If we had a line from Melisande . . .

poetinahat
05-17-2006, 02:25 PM
If we had a line from Melisande . . .
the Limerick Thread would be grand!

Melisande
05-17-2006, 09:22 PM
If we had a line from Melisande . . .
the Limerick Thread would be grand!
but grander are lines from all others

PattiTheWicked
05-17-2006, 10:16 PM
[Adjusting for meter, a bit]

If we had a line from Melisande . . .
the Limerick Thread would be grand!
but lines from all others
(including our mothers)

Unique
05-17-2006, 10:53 PM
If we had a line from Melisande . . .
the Limerick Thread would be grand!
but lines from all others
(including our mothers)
have gotten a bit out of hand.


If you're running scared for your life

NeuroFizz
05-17-2006, 11:11 PM
If you're running scared for your life
in the Scottish county of Fife

PattiTheWicked
05-17-2006, 11:23 PM
If you're running scared for your life
in the Scottish county of Fife
Beware ye the sheep

pconsidine
05-17-2006, 11:44 PM
If you're running scared for your life
in the Scottish county of Fife
Beware ye the sheep
and the company they keep

Pthom
05-18-2006, 03:36 AM
(Adjusting a lot, just because I felt the need; send me bad reps if you hate it.)

If ye're runnin' skeered fer yer life
In the old Scottish county of Fife
Beware ye the sheep
And the comp'ny they keep
'Cuz one of 'em might know yer wife!

Okay, I apologize. Profusely.

poetinahat
05-18-2006, 03:46 AM
(also adjusting for meter...)

I apologize to you. Profusely.
I know that you're not fond of muesli

Unique
05-18-2006, 05:46 AM
I apologize to you. Profusely.
I know that you're not fond of muesli
It's thick and it's gritty

PrettySpecialGal
05-18-2006, 06:29 AM
I apologize to you. Profusely.
I know that you're not fond of muesli
It's thick and it's gritty
oh, what a pity

poetinahat
05-18-2006, 06:34 AM
I apologize to you. Profusely.
I know that you're not fond of muesli
It's thick and it's gritty
oh, what a pity
But it's food... and I use the term loosely

The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants

PrettySpecialGal
05-18-2006, 06:53 AM
The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
was attacked by a mound of red ants

SpookyWriter
05-18-2006, 07:39 AM
God bless!
His pants!

Pthom
05-18-2006, 09:19 AM
The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
was attacked by a mound of red ants


um
lessee here . . .
God bless!
His pants!

um
returning to limerick mode . . .The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
Was attacked by a mound of red ants
Why he left them where

poetinahat
05-18-2006, 09:26 AM
God bless!
His pants!
Dude, you need to increase the dosage.


The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
Was attacked by a mound of red ants
Why he left them where
all the townfolk would stare

PattiTheWicked
05-18-2006, 04:39 PM
The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
Was attacked by a mound of red ants
Why he left them where
all the townfolk would stare
and did Napoleon Dynamite's dance

The pants, however, were found

pconsidine
05-18-2006, 05:17 PM
The pants, however, were found
and returned to him safe and sound

Solatium
05-18-2006, 06:04 PM
The pants, however, were found
and returned to him safe and sound --
and mended, to boot

NeuroFizz
05-18-2006, 06:56 PM
The pants, however, were found
and returned to him safe and sound --
and mended, to boot
now fit for the coot

Pthom
05-20-2006, 11:30 AM
The pants, however, were found
and returned to him safe and sound --
and mended, to boot
now fit for the coot
So he could go prancing around.

Whenever I try to remember

Unique
05-20-2006, 04:05 PM
Whenever I try to remember
what I did last December

Solatium
05-20-2006, 07:19 PM
Whenever I try to remember
what I did last December
My mind goes all glitt'ry

PattiTheWicked
05-21-2006, 12:45 AM
Whenever I try to remember
what I did last December
My mind goes all glitt'ry
My heartbeat gets jitt'ry

threedogpeople
05-22-2006, 06:32 PM
Whenever I try to remember
what I did last December
My mind goes all glitt'ry
My heartbeat gets jitt'ry
from the wine I drank in November.

I just went to San Francisco

Melina
05-22-2006, 06:55 PM
I just went to San Francisco
And followed a man to a disco

PattiTheWicked
05-22-2006, 07:31 PM
I just went to San Francisco
And followed a man to a disco
Keith Richards was there

NeuroFizz
05-22-2006, 07:32 PM
I just went to San Francisco
And followed a man to a disco
Keith Richards was there
and he took my dare

threedogpeople
05-22-2006, 10:46 PM
I just went to San Francisco
And followed a man to a disco
Keith Richards was there
and he took my dare
by eating a box marked "Nabisco".


I hate to bathe my three dogs,

pconsidine
05-23-2006, 01:06 AM
I hate to bathe my three dogs.
Their fur always causes drain clogs.

Solatium
05-23-2006, 01:05 PM
I hate to bathe my three dogs.
Their fur always causes drain clogs.
The soap is so harsh that it

Pthom
05-23-2006, 02:01 PM
I hate to bathe my three dogs.
Their fur always causes drain clogs.
The soap is so harsh that it
Even pained me a bit

Unique
07-04-2006, 05:38 PM
I hate to bathe my three dogs.
Their fur always causes drain clogs.
The soap is so harsh that it
Even pained me a bit
So next time I wore London Fog.

When sailing alone in a boat

PattiTheWicked
07-04-2006, 05:47 PM
When sailing alone in a boat
and clad in only a coat

kdnxdr
07-04-2006, 08:35 PM
while sailing alone in a boat
and clad in only a coat
I practiced morse code

threedogpeople
07-05-2006, 01:40 AM
while sailing alone in a boat
and clad in only a coat
I practiced morse code
while dreaming of Spode

Pat~
07-05-2006, 02:15 AM
while sailing alone in a boat
and clad in only a coat
I practiced morse code
while dreaming of Spode
and praying I'd stay afloat.

There once was a laptop from hell

Melisande
07-05-2006, 09:21 AM
There once was a laptop from hell
though it's keyboard worked rather well

threedogpeople
07-05-2006, 11:43 AM
There once was a laptop from hell
though it's keyboard worked rather well
it's mouse was quite rabid

Unique
07-06-2006, 07:28 AM
There once was a laptop from hell
though it's keyboard worked rather well
it's mouse was quite rabid
whenever I'd grab it

Solatium
07-06-2006, 12:03 PM
There once was a laptop from hell
though it's keyboard worked rather well
it's mouse was quite rabid
whenever I'd grab it
It let out an ear-splitting yell.

You could hear it three miles away

poetinahat
07-06-2006, 12:06 PM
You could hear it three miles away
It sounded like Charlotte Corday

threedogpeople
07-06-2006, 08:28 PM
You could hear it three miles away
It sounded like Charlotte Corday
but the French Revolution

NeuroFizz
07-06-2006, 08:32 PM
You could hear it three miles away
It sounded like Charlotte Corday
but the French Revolution
set back our evolution

Unique
07-06-2006, 11:49 PM
You could hear it three miles away
It sounded like Charlotte Corday
but the French Revolution
set back our evolution
it might even take us all day.


When you are updating your blog

Solatium
07-07-2006, 04:45 AM
When you are updating your blog
Remember to rant about smog

poetinahat
07-07-2006, 04:45 AM
When you are updating your blog
It's best if you stay off the grog

Tricksie-ish
07-07-2006, 05:08 AM
When you are updating your blog
It's best if you stay off the grog
Don't drink and write

Cath
07-07-2006, 05:14 AM
When you are updating your blog
It's best if you stay off the grog
Don't drink and write
Or it'll be sh!te

poetinahat
07-07-2006, 05:35 AM
When you are updating your blog
It's best if you stay off the grog
Don't drink and write
Or it'll be sh!te
And you'll end up face down in the bog

A gentleman farmer from Cork

Cath
07-07-2006, 05:36 AM
A gentleman farmer from Cork
Was a little too fond of his pork

threedogpeople
07-07-2006, 05:42 AM
A gentleman farmer from Cork
Was a little too fond of his pork
he dressed it in silk

Tricksie-ish
07-07-2006, 06:09 AM
A gentleman farmer from Cork
Was a little too fond of his pork
he dressed it in silk
and soaked it in milk

Unique
07-07-2006, 02:26 PM
A gentleman farmer from Cork
Was a little too fond of his pork
he dressed it in silk
and soaked it in milk
and took him out walking in York.

A pig in high heels is a sight

Solatium
07-07-2006, 04:18 PM
A pig in high heels is a sight
only to witness at night.
In nylons and garters

NeuroFizz
07-07-2006, 05:06 PM
A pig in high heels is a sight
only to witness at night.
In nylons and garters
piggy thong for martyrs

poetinahat
07-07-2006, 05:12 PM
A pig in high heels is a sight
only to witness at night.
In nylons and garters
piggy thong for martyrs
fishnet bacon has no cellulite

The next time you tickle my fancy

Jo
07-07-2006, 05:20 PM
The next time you tickle my fancy
I'll strike your sweet cheek with a pansy

threedogpeople
07-07-2006, 06:37 PM
The next time you tickle my fancy
I'll strike your sweet cheek with a pansy
I'll nuzzle your neck

Unique
07-07-2006, 06:41 PM
The next time you tickle my fancy
I'll strike your sweet cheek with a pansy
I'll nuzzle your neck
and oh, what the heck

Tricksie-ish
07-07-2006, 11:46 PM
The next time you tickle my fancy
I'll strike your sweet cheek with a pansy
I'll nuzzle your neck
and oh, what the heck
Please, oh please call me Nancy

____________________________

Dear Lord, just what is that smell

NeuroFizz
07-08-2006, 12:08 AM
Dear Lord, just what is that smell
my secretions are starting to jell

PattiTheWicked
07-08-2006, 02:07 AM
Dear Lord, just what is that smell
my secretions are starting to jell
A damp little spot

Cath
07-08-2006, 03:13 AM
Dear Lord, just what is that smell
my secretions are starting to jell
A damp little spot
Is getting quite hot

Tricksie-ish
07-08-2006, 04:53 AM
Dear Lord, just what is that smell
my secretions are starting to jell
A damp little spot
Is getting quite hot
I knew they'd toast weiners in Hell.

_________________________

Friday nights used to be fun

threedogpeople
07-08-2006, 06:21 AM
Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done

PattiTheWicked
07-08-2006, 07:28 AM
Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done
By Saturday morn

Unique
07-08-2006, 03:36 PM
Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done
By Saturday morn
I'm feeling forlorn

Tricksie-ish
07-09-2006, 12:02 AM
Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done
By Saturday morn
I'm feeling forlorn
And eat chocolate 'til I weigh a ton
______________________________

My pants feel awfully tight

Cath
07-09-2006, 12:04 AM
My pants feel awfully tight,
Just getting them on is a fight

threedogpeople
07-09-2006, 10:45 PM
My pants feel awfully tight,
Just getting them on is a fight
I shouldn't have eaten

clockwork
07-09-2006, 11:00 PM
My pants feel awfully tight,
Just getting them on is a fight
I shouldn't have eaten
God Lord, I feel beaten

threedogpeople
07-10-2006, 12:25 AM
My pants feel awfully tight,
Just getting them on is a fight
I shouldn't have eaten
God Lord, I feel beaten
but I'm steppin' out for a bite.

Pink poodles can cause an uproar

clockwork
07-10-2006, 12:32 AM
My printer has run out of ink
The price of that stuff really stinks

clockwork
07-11-2006, 01:02 AM
(finish off my own damn limerick, jeez...) Smiley face, smiley face...

My printer has run out of ink,
The price of that stuff really stinks.
I think this thread's stalled,
I'm fairly apalled
Perhaps there wasn't enough kink.

:thankyou: Thank you, thank you. Feel much better now.

That's it. I'm Audi 5000.

poetinahat
07-11-2006, 06:25 AM
(Hey, clockwork, what happened? looks like you jumped the queue.)


Pink poodles can cause an uproar
if you let them run wild in a store

PattiTheWicked
07-11-2006, 07:29 AM
Pink poodles can cause an uproar
if you let them run wild in a store
Lay them down for a nap

Pat~
07-11-2006, 07:44 AM
Pink poodles can cause an uproar
if you let them run wild in a store
Lay them down for a nap,
They'll jump up with a yap

Unique
07-11-2006, 03:13 PM
Pink poodles can cause an uproar
if you let them run wild in a store
Lay them down for a nap,
They'll jump up with a yap
and then knock you down for the score.


Dogs aren't my favorite I say

poetinahat
07-11-2006, 03:53 PM
Dogs aren't my favorite I say
Does the first line describe me? No way!

Tricksie-ish
07-11-2006, 04:47 PM
Dogs aren't my favorite I say
Does the first line describe me? No way!
In fact, they're quite yummy,

Cath
07-11-2006, 05:13 PM
Dogs aren't my favorite I say
Does the first line describe me? No way!
In fact, they're quite yummy,
I'd even say scrummy

Unique
07-11-2006, 05:45 PM
Dogs aren't my favorite I say
Does the first line describe me? No way!
In fact, they're quite yummy,
I'd even say scrummy
So pass me the hot sauce, Ole`

You see that I've got you again

poetinahat
07-11-2006, 05:59 PM
You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'

Tricksie-ish
07-11-2006, 06:12 PM
You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'
I'll drink 'til you're hot

Unique
07-11-2006, 06:34 PM
You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'
I'll drink 'til you're hot
even though you are not

poetinahat
07-11-2006, 07:49 PM
You see that I've got you again
so pour me a drink, I'll say 'when'
I'll drink 'til you're hot
even though you are not
and I'll give you a snog now and then

The latest in wallflower fashion

PattiTheWicked
07-11-2006, 07:55 PM
The latest in wallflower fashion
Is to wear a tiara most smashin'

Unique
07-11-2006, 08:24 PM
The latest in wallflower fashion
Is to wear a tiara most smashin'
with hair out to there -

Solatium
07-11-2006, 08:46 PM
The latest in wallflower fashion
Is to wear a tiara most smashin'
with hair out to there
and a ribbon tied -- where?

Kate Thornton
07-11-2006, 09:46 PM
The latest in wallflower fashion
Is to wear a tiara most smashin'
with hair out to there
and a ribbon tied -- where?
And a basket to put all the cash in


It rained as I blew out the candle

threedogpeople
07-11-2006, 10:13 PM
It rained as I blew out the candle
it poured as I searched for the handle