Limericks Live!

threedogpeople · Jul 6, 2006

You could hear it three miles away
It sounded like Charlotte Corday
but the French Revolution

NeuroFizz · Jul 6, 2006

You could hear it three miles away
It sounded like Charlotte Corday
but the French Revolution
set back our evolution

Unique · Jul 6, 2006

You could hear it three miles away
It sounded like Charlotte Corday
but the French Revolution
set back our evolution
it might even take us all day.

When you are updating your blog

Solatium · Jul 6, 2006

When you are updating your blog
Remember to rant about smog

poetinahat · Jul 6, 2006

When you are updating your blog
It's best if you stay off the grog

Tricksie-ish · Jul 6, 2006

When you are updating your blog
It's best if you stay off the grog
Don't drink and write

Cath · Jul 6, 2006

When you are updating your blog
It's best if you stay off the grog
Don't drink and write
Or it'll be sh!te

poetinahat · Jul 6, 2006

When you are updating your blog
It's best if you stay off the grog
Don't drink and write
Or it'll be sh!te
And you'll end up face down in the bog

A gentleman farmer from Cork

Cath · Jul 6, 2006

A gentleman farmer from Cork
Was a little too fond of his pork

threedogpeople · Jul 6, 2006

A gentleman farmer from Cork
Was a little too fond of his pork
he dressed it in silk

Tricksie-ish · Jul 6, 2006

A gentleman farmer from Cork
Was a little too fond of his pork
he dressed it in silk
and soaked it in milk

Unique · Jul 7, 2006

A gentleman farmer from Cork
Was a little too fond of his pork
he dressed it in silk
and soaked it in milk
and took him out walking in York.

A pig in high heels is a sight

Solatium · Jul 7, 2006

A pig in high heels is a sight
only to witness at night.
In nylons and garters

NeuroFizz · Jul 7, 2006

A pig in high heels is a sight
only to witness at night.
In nylons and garters
piggy thong for martyrs

poetinahat · Jul 7, 2006

A pig in high heels is a sight
only to witness at night.
In nylons and garters
piggy thong for martyrs
fishnet bacon has no cellulite

The next time you tickle my fancy

Jo · Jul 7, 2006

The next time you tickle my fancy
I'll strike your sweet cheek with a pansy

threedogpeople · Jul 7, 2006

The next time you tickle my fancy
I'll strike your sweet cheek with a pansy
I'll nuzzle your neck

Unique · Jul 7, 2006

The next time you tickle my fancy
I'll strike your sweet cheek with a pansy
I'll nuzzle your neck
and oh, what the heck

Tricksie-ish · Jul 7, 2006

The next time you tickle my fancy
I'll strike your sweet cheek with a pansy
I'll nuzzle your neck
and oh, what the heck
Please, oh please call me Nancy

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Dear Lord, just what is that smell

NeuroFizz · Jul 7, 2006

Dear Lord, just what is that smell
my secretions are starting to jell

PattiTheWicked · Jul 7, 2006

Dear Lord, just what is that smell
my secretions are starting to jell
A damp little spot

Cath · Jul 7, 2006

Dear Lord, just what is that smell
my secretions are starting to jell
A damp little spot
Is getting quite hot

Tricksie-ish · Jul 7, 2006

Dear Lord, just what is that smell
my secretions are starting to jell
A damp little spot
Is getting quite hot
I knew they'd toast weiners in Hell.

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Friday nights used to be fun

threedogpeople · Jul 7, 2006

Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done

PattiTheWicked · Jul 7, 2006

Friday nights used to be fun
but now the weeks are just done
By Saturday morn

Limericks Live!

This is my BEST side!

The grad students did it

Agent of Doom

say it loud

The mean one

say it loud

The mean one

This is my BEST side!

Agent of Doom

The grad students did it

say it loud

Travelling the re-write road

This is my BEST side!

Agent of Doom

The grad students did it

Unleashing Hell.

The mean one

This is my BEST side!

Unleashing Hell.