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A tender young laddie was he
When he climbed to the top of the tree.
with spyglass in hand
and his whole evening planned
 

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A tender young laddie was he
When he climbed to the top of the tree.
With spyglass in hand
And his whole evening planned,
He watched the whole ballgame for free.

When Anne got undressed by the mirror
 

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When Anne got undressed by the mirror
her sweet, hidden charms became clearer
 

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When Anne got undressed by the mirror
her sweet, hidden charms became clearer.
Her nurples were purped
"I'm a hottie" she burped
And the customer had to pay dearer
 

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If we had a line from Melisande . . .
 

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If we had a line from Melisande . . .
the Limerick Thread would be grand!
 

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[Adjusting for meter, a bit]

If we had a line from Melisande . . .
the Limerick Thread would be grand!
but lines from all others
(including our mothers)
 

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If we had a line from Melisande . . .
the Limerick Thread would be grand!
but lines from all others
(including our mothers)
have gotten a bit out of hand.


If you're running scared for your life
 

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(Adjusting a lot, just because I felt the need; send me bad reps if you hate it.)

If ye're runnin' skeered fer yer life
In the old Scottish county of Fife
Beware ye the sheep
And the comp'ny they keep
'Cuz one of 'em might know yer wife!

Okay, I apologize. Profusely.
 

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(also adjusting for meter...)

I apologize to you. Profusely.
I know that you're not fond of muesli
 

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I apologize to you. Profusely.
I know that you're not fond of muesli
It's thick and it's gritty
 

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I apologize to you. Profusely.
I know that you're not fond of muesli
It's thick and it's gritty
oh, what a pity
But it's food... and I use the term loosely

The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
 

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The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
was attacked by a mound of red ants
um
lessee here . . .
God bless!
His pants!
um
returning to limerick mode . . .
The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
Was attacked by a mound of red ants
Why he left them where
 

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SpookyWriter said:
God bless!
His pants!
Dude, you need to increase the dosage.


The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
Was attacked by a mound of red ants
Why he left them where
all the townfolk would stare
 

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The Sheriff of Nottingham's pants
Was attacked by a mound of red ants
Why he left them where
all the townfolk would stare
and did Napoleon Dynamite's dance

The pants, however, were found
 
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