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Roger J Carlson · May 12, 2006

Thank goodness it's sunny today.
Just right for a roll in the hay.

Melina · May 12, 2006

Thank goodness it's sunny today.
Just right for a roll in the hay.
Whether your field or mine

rich · May 12, 2006

Thank goodness it's sunny today.
Just right for a roll in the hay.
Whether your field or mine
We'd still be entwined
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NeuroFizz · May 12, 2006

Thank goodness it's sunny today.
Just right for a roll in the hay.
Whether your field or mine
We'd still be entwined
and filmed, I am sure, by Ray.

The weekend is pressing upon me

threedogpeople · May 12, 2006

The weekend is pressing upon me
like tight pants on a fella' named Lee

PrettySpecialGal · May 12, 2006

The weekend is pressing upon me
like tight pants on a fella' named Lee
I'll have a few beers

PattiTheWicked · May 12, 2006

The weekend is pressing upon me
like tight pants on a fella' named Lee
I'll have a few beers
And start shakin' my rear

Unique · May 13, 2006

The weekend is pressing upon me
like tight pants on a fella' named Lee
I'll have a few beers
And start shakin' my rear
and see who I can pick up for free.

King Midas was counting his gold

Pthom · May 13, 2006

King Midas was counting his gold
In the nude, too. Boy was HE bold.

akelsey333 · May 13, 2006

King Midas was counting his gold
In the nude, too. Boy was HE bold.
As he sat on his throne,

Unique · May 13, 2006

King Midas was counting his gold
In the nude, too. Boy was HE bold.
As he sat on his throne,
he let out a groan

Pthom · May 14, 2006

King Midas was counting his gold
In the nude, too. Boy was HE bold.
As he sat on his throne,
he let out a groan
'Cause as we all know, gold cash is cold.

“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”

poetinahat · May 14, 2006

“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”
But she said, "You're not my type of guy."

Unique · May 14, 2006

“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”
But she said, "You're not my type of guy."
"You're fat and you're hairy

PrettySpecialGal · May 14, 2006

“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”
But she said, "You're not my type of guy."
"You're fat and you're hairy
and you work in a dairy,

poetinahat · May 14, 2006

“Oh, well,” I said, “I did try.”
But she said, "You're not my type of guy."
"You're fat and you're hairy
and you work in a dairy,
in the words of Dionne... Walk On By."

Potatoes are good for the soul

DeniseK · May 14, 2006

Potatoes are good for the soul
though they are fattening as hell, you know

NeuroFizz · May 15, 2006

Potatoes are good for the soul
though they are fattening as hell, you know
love handles beware

Melisande · May 15, 2006

Potatoes are good for the soul
though they are fattening as hell, you know
love handles beware
though I really don't care

Unique · May 15, 2006

Potatoes are good for the soul
though they are fattening as hell, you know
love handles beware
though I really don't care
just hand me the rest of the bowl.

A girl on a bike took a ride

pconsidine · May 15, 2006

A girl on a bike took a ride
Through scenic West Merseyside

Melisande · May 15, 2006

A girl on a bike took a ride
Through scenic West Merseyside
She fell flat on her belly

poetinahat · May 15, 2006

A girl on a bike took a ride
Through scenic West Merseyside
She fell flat on her belly
when she ran o'er a Welly

Unique · May 16, 2006

A girl on a bike took a ride
Through scenic West Merseyside
She fell flat on her belly
when she ran o'er a Welly
and scraped off a big patch of hide.

A tender young laddie was he

Pthom · May 16, 2006

A tender young laddie was he
When he climbed to the top of the tree.

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