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poetinahat · May 2, 2006

The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
So, write one for Mom

Roger J Carlson · May 3, 2006

The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
Though I'll be submitt'n

threedogpeople · May 3, 2006

The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
So, write one for Mom
and hope it don't bomb .................(literary license so the meter worked)

PrettySpecialGal · May 5, 2006

The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
So, write one for Mom
and hope it don't bomb
After all, she's like Helen of Troy!

The next one will be about Dad...

trumancoyote · May 5, 2006

The next one will be about Dad
A man who was ever so sad

Serenity · May 5, 2006

The next one will be about Dad
A man who was ever so sad
Because he had heard

Unique · May 6, 2006

The next one will be about Dad
A man who was ever so sad
Because he had heard
That MOM is the word

Pthom · May 7, 2006

The next one will be about Dad
A man who was ever so sad
Because he had heard
That MOM is the word
For Maker Of Mud: it's so bad!

(glad to see you all keeping this alive; sorry I've been away from it for so long.)

If only I had enough time

poetinahat · May 7, 2006

If only I had enough time
I'd think of a cleverer rhyme

PrettySpecialGal · May 7, 2006

If only I had enough time
I'd think of a cleverer rhyme
you see I'm a poet,

SpookyWriter · May 7, 2006

If special needs,
Were ever indeed,
We would not need,
Our special weed

PrettySpecialGal · May 7, 2006

If only I had enough time
I'd think of a cleverer rhyme
you see I'm a poet,
Even though I don't know it

Pthom · May 9, 2006

If only I had enough time
I'd think of a cleverer rhyme
you see I'm a poet,
Even though I don't know it
And that's why this verse is sublime.

Coffee is good for my talent

Unique · May 9, 2006

Coffee is good for my talent
drinking it makes me feel gallant

NeuroFizz · May 9, 2006

Coffee is good for my talent
drinking it makes me feel gallant
'till it hits me down low

threedogpeople · May 9, 2006

Coffee is good for my talent
drinking it makes me feel gallant
'till it hits me down low
and I just gotta' go

PrettySpecialGal · May 9, 2006

Coffee is good for my talent
drinking it makes me feel gallant
'till it hits me down low
and I just gotta' go
Shows the lack of my bladder's raw talent

The season for me is baseball

NeuroFizz · May 12, 2006

The season for me is baseball
my team's colors I paint on my face-all

poetinahat · May 12, 2006

The season for me is baseball
my team's colors I paint on my face-all
those styrofoam hands

Unique · May 12, 2006

The season for me is baseball
my team's colors I paint on my face-all
those styrofoam hands
way up in the stands

threedogpeople · May 12, 2006

The season for me is baseball
my team's colors I paint on my face-all
those styrofoam hands
way up in the stands
protesting the umpire's call.

He was not "safe" he was out

NeuroFizz · May 12, 2006

He was not "safe" he was out
but his argument had little clout

Stew21 · May 12, 2006

He was not "safe" he was out
but his argument had little clout
catcher stepped on the bag

Pthom · May 12, 2006

He was not "safe" he was out
but his argument had little clout
catcher stepped on the bag
saved the game with a tag

Melina · May 12, 2006

He was not "safe" he was out
but his argument had little clout
catcher stepped on the bag
saved the game with a tag
Now we all get to watch the boy pout!

Thank goodness it's sunny today

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