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akelsey333

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I'm not all that trusting, you know
to follow wherever you go
but give me a pinch
and a bright yellow finch
 

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I'm not all that trusting, you know
to follow wherever you go
but give me a pinch
and a bright yellow finch
I'll try it as long as it's slow


A twittering thrush on a branch
 

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A twittering thrush on a branch
stood tall and surveyed the ranch,
a rustling was heard
below this young bird
 

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A twittering thrush on a branch
stood tall and surveyed the ranch,
a rustling was heard
below this young bird
the size of the snake made him blanch.

(whew- didn't realize not much ends in -anch; I do now!)



'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.
 

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'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.
'It might be the corduroy bread...'
 

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'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.
'It might be the corduroy bread...'
'But what are the ridges?'
 

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'This sandwich tastes funny', he said.
'It might be the corduroy bread...'
'But what are the ridges?'
It's covered in midges,
And some of them aren't quite dead.

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A tiresome American actor
 

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A tiresome American actor
Is Scientology's main benefactor
A samurai he's not
his credibility shot
 

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A tiresome American actor
Is Scientology's main benefactor
A samurai he's not
his credibility shot
All Kidman aside (the Ex factor).

Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing
 

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Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing
for two farthings and a half shilling
I'd give up strong drink
 

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Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing
for two farthings and a half shilling
I'd give up strong drink
For a chance at the pink
 

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Flesh weak, but the spirit is willing
for two farthings and a half shilling
I'd give up strong drink
For a chance at the pink
it's been years since I had a good thrilling...

The reason I'm sober today
 

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The reason I'm sober today
Is simply because of the play
The curtains won't open <--- fixing meter; hope you don't mind
I'm behind the Pope, and
 

PrettySpecialGal

roll, roll, roll in ze hay
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The reason I'm sober today
Is simply because of the play
The curtains won't open
I'm behind the Pope, and
He's kept all the wine for his pray
(okay- say it out loud- and sorry to you Catholic-types out there. Poet started it)

The poetry contest- oh, boy!
 

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The poetry contest- oh, boy!
The thought of it fills me with joy!
 
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