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A limerick lover from Hue
penned on the walls of the loo
For a good time, just call
 

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A limerick lover from Hue
penned on the walls of the loo
For a good time, just call
Mary Alice, or Paul


BTW, isn't Hue {capitalized} pronounced to rhyme with whey?
 

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A limerick lover from Hue
penned on the walls of the loo
For a good time, just call
Mary Alice, or Paul
at 867-5302


By jotting that phone number down,
 

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By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown
 

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By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown
With polka-dot clothes
 

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AArgh, I hate when somebody injects a rhyme for just a rhymes sake. It's criminal.


By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown
With polka-dot clothes
A man in green hose
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And hailing a cab for uptown
With polka-dot clothes
A man in green hose
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Shot the cabby and fled underground.



Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme
 

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Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme;
I don't think I'll try to, this time.
 

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Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme;
I don't think I'll try to, this time.
Instead, I will strive
 

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Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme;
I don't think I'll try to, this time.
Instead, I will strive
to keep this alive
 

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Curmudgeon's a hard word to rhyme;
I don't think I'll try to, this time.
Instead, I will strive
to keep this alive
And toss back a tequila and lime.

I think I shall start up a blog
 

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I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
 

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I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp
 

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I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp
is no better than Donald Trump
So I'll swap POV with the hog.


A stringy old cat named McPhee
 

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I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp
is no better than Trump <-- compulsive metrical fix
So I'll swap POV with the hog.


A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
 

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I think I shall start up a blog
detailing my life as a frog
But to write in a swamp
is no better than Trump <-- compulsive metrical fix
So I'll swap POV with the hog.


A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
by the name of General Lee
 

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A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
by the name of General Lee
and now he's caught in a tree






(help me!)
The first time in limerick history when all the words rhymed with each other) GACK.
 

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A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
by the name of General Lee
and now he's caught in a tree
Spouting the same rhymes constant-ly

(meter is dead)

Let's make this more difficult still
 

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Let's make this more difficult still
like swallowing a large, bitter pill
 

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Let's make this more difficult still
like swallowing a large, bitter pill
That looks like a beetle
 

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Let's make this more difficult still
like swallowing a large, bitter pill
That looks like a beetle
And pokes like a needle
And smells like a bucket of swill

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I'm not all that trusting, you know
 

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I'm not all that trusting, you know
to follow wherever you go
 
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