By jotting that phone number down,
And hailing a cab for uptown
With polka-dot clothes
A man in green hose
__________________
Shot the cabby and fled underground.
I think I shall start up a blog detailing my life as a frog But to write in a swamp is no better than Trump <-- compulsive metrical fix So I'll swap POV with the hog.
A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
I think I shall start up a blog detailing my life as a frog But to write in a swamp is no better than Trump <-- compulsive metrical fix So I'll swap POV with the hog.
A stringy old cat named McPhee caught a virus (ironical-ly) by the name of General Lee
A stringy old cat named McPhee
caught a virus (ironical-ly)
by the name of General Lee
and now he's caught in a tree
Spouting the same rhymes constant-ly
Let's make this more difficult still
like swallowing a large, bitter pill
That looks like a beetle
And pokes like a needle
And smells like a bucket of swill
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