Limericks Live!

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rich

I do wish I could post here, but I lean toward finishing the poem, be it the second or third line.
 

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The bicycle rider from France
Swore he'd leave nothing to chance!
He packed up his gear
 

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The bicycle rider from France
Swore he'd leave nothing to chance!
He packed up his gear
And settled his rear
But he still was beat soundly by Lance!

Ol' Buck will sing for us no more.
 

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Ol' Buck will sing for us no more.
He hates HMS Pinafore
 

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Ol' Buck will sing for us no more.
He hates HMS Pinafore
he hated the songs
and wearing the thongs
 

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I awoke at three-twenty a.m.
Went naked to the ocean to swim
I felt a bit chilled
 

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I awoke at three-twenty a.m.
Went naked to the ocean to swim
I felt a bit chilled
but my hubby was thrilled
happy twas me and not him.


While jogging one day in the fog
 

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While jogging one day in the fog
I tripped and fell over a log
I scraped up my knees
and got covered in fleas
Some days I hate being a dog!

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If you :poke: me again I will :cry:
 

rich

I don't like the rhyme. If it were Ogdenashian logic I'd say ok, but it wasn't. I'll expect more from you next time.

Your third grade English teacher.
 

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If you
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me again I will
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Then I'll :e2poke: this sharp stick in your:e2steer:
 

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If you
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me again I will
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Then I'll :e2poke: this sharp stick in your:e2steer:
I'll :whip: your :e2moon:
then I'll :e2hammer:your
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And, in other news, the old Limerick thread, that withstood the move a year ago from ezboard, has finally come to a crashing demise, perhaps because of lack of suitable graphic imagery, perhaps just because ... Oh, I can't go on...sob, sob, sob.
 

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If you
Emotepoke.gif
me again I will
emoticoncry.gif

Then I'll
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this sharp stick in your
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I'll
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your
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then I'll
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your
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And once I am done it's :e2salute: (goodbye)





A limerick lover from Hue
 
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