March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den
But don't let them out
They might very well pout
Just chuck 'em some beer now and then
The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence
Nor hormones in disarray
Nor using too many syllables in play
It's not looking like Donald Pleasence
The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright
They were scared of the lump
Which was more of a "stump"
And turned to the left, not the right.
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