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Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream
 

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The reunion concert of Cream
Led Zep had a cow,
 

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The reunion concert of Cream
Led Zep had a cow,
Freddie M. took a bow,
 

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Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream
Led Zep had a cow,
Freddie M. took a bow,
but it all ended up as a dream


March 14- a great day for the men
 

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March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den
But don't let them out
 

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March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den
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They might very well pout
 

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March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den
But don't let them out
They might very well pout
Just chuck 'em some beer now and then

The best thing about adolescence
 

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The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence
 

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The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence
Nor hormones in disarray
Nor using too many syllables in play
It's not looking like Donald Pleasence

The fathers of Fabulous Frank
 

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The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank
It's too bad he's dead
But ere passing, he said,
"I wish there was beer in this tank."

If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
 

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If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold.
The daffodils bend
 

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If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold.
The daffodils bend,
the sun needs to send,
A message, put Speedos on hold.


The man in the Speedo so tight
 
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The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright
 

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The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright
They were scared of the lump
Which was more of a "stump"
 

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The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright
They were scared of the lump
Which was more of a "stump"
And turned to the left, not the right.




The bicycle rider from France
 

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The bicycle rider from France
Swore he'd leave nothing to chance!
 
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