Limericks Live!

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Rob-rite

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Under the table, my dog ate the scraps
Later that night, we had to play taps
For poor doggie was dead
From those scraps he was fed,
That were riddled with bird-flu perhaps?



Renaissance ideals only faulter
 

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Pardon me while I put on my halter,
 

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Renaissance ideals only faulter,
Pardon me while I put on my halter,
and you in your chaps
 

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Pardon me while I put on my halter,
and you in your chaps
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Renaissance ideals only faulter,
Pardon me while I put on my halter,
and you in your chaps
will earn a few claps
but possibly leave you alone at the alter




Redhead gals and their baldheaded men
 

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Are really nothing like Barbie and Ken,
But when they go cruisin'
And dancin' and boozin'
They're young in their hearts once again.


A bird in the rain on a wire
 

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A bird in the rain on a wire
thought he should be a high flyer
 

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A bird in the rain on a wire
thought he should be a high flyer
a voltage spike frizzed
his brain was cheese-whizzed
And now he will make a good fryer.

There once was a poet named Zach
 

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There once was a poet named Zach
His humorous pieces showed his knack
His prose was the biz
you should all have a squiz*

*: it means "have a look"... shame on you!
 
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There once was a poet named Zach
His humorous pieces showed his knack
His prose was the biz
you should all have a squiz*
And find out for yourself he's no hack


The wife tells me she's taking a break from the sex
 

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The wife tells me she's taking a break from the sex
'Cos her love-life was tangled, extremely com-plex
So she completely disrupted the limerick's meter
 

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The wife tells me she's taking a break from the sex
'Cos her love life was tangled, extremely com-plex
So she completely disrupted the limericks meter
Which opened the door to a free-form jazz ending, zoo bop be do be bop
and she went down on me.

In the woods, the fox awaits
 

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In the woods, the fox awaits
for chickens, roasted, on plates
 

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In the woods, the fox awaits
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In the woods, the fox awaits
for chickens, roasted, on plates
But he'll have to wait longer
Cuz' the chickens were stronger
On steroids whilst lifting huge weights


Meanwhile on a log by the stream
 
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