Limericks Live!

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ChunkyC

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I'm sending a note to Tom Cruise
sprinkling perfume on the paper I use
When he see that it's me
I hope he won't flee
 

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I'm sending a note to Tom Cruise
sprinkling perfume on the paper I use,
When he sees that it's me
I hope he won't flee
Or else I'll be singing the blues!



Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!
 

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RE: Limerick

I know we finished this one already, but I can't remember it...

Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!
Or I fear I may just pass away-
 

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Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!
Or I fear I may just pass away-
In a red, heart-shaped box
With an itch from the pox
 

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Give me chocolate for Valentine's Day!!
Or I fear I may just pass away-
In a red, heart-shaped box
With an itch from the pox--
Keeps PMS and bad moods at bay.


There's romance in the air on this night
 

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Valentine limerick

There's romance in the air on this night,
Anything you've got planned is all right.
 

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There's romance in the air on this night,
Anything you've got planned is all right,
So turn off the TV
And then say lovingly
 

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There's romance in the air on this night,
Anything you've got planned is all right,
So turn off the TV
And then say lovingly
"Do you think this Teddy's too tight?"

I must say, I love our new home,
 

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I must say, I love our new home,
And I promise I never will roam,
 

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I must say, I love our new home,
And I promise I never will roam.
Here the trolls are most lucid!
As a recent review said,
 

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I must say, I love our new home,
And I promise I never will roam.
Here the trolls are most lucid!
As a recent review said,
But still only HB need foam...

It was just a shot in the dark
 

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It was just a shot in the dark
But the cops found a body named Mark,
 

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But the cops found a body named Mark,
Though he hadn't a scratch
He was wearing a patch,
 

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It was just a shot in the dark
But the cops found a body named Mark,
Though he hadn't a scratch
He was wearing a patch,
and sprawled on a bench in the park.

I'm sick of the cold and the snow
 

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Winter limerick

I'm sick of the cold and the snow,
To a sauna I'm itching to go
Where the air is much hotter
and so is the water (Massachusetts accent here)
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I'm sick of the cold and the snow,
To a sauna I'm itching to go
Where the air is much hotter
along with the water, (Massachusetts accent here)
And so are the men there I know.


In a few weeks it's gonna be Spring!
 

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In a few weeks it's gonna be Spring!
We'll see flowers and hear birdies sing,
 

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In a few weeks it's gonna be Spring!
We'll see flowers and hear birdies sing.
We'll hunt and shoot moose
and burn down the spruce
 

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In a few weeks it's gonna be Spring!
We'll see flowers and hear birdies sing.
We'll hunt and shoot moose
and burn down the spruce
And have one more meaningless fling!



I'm glad Meaney dug up this thread
 
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