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Some lines are a mystery to me
Something about them I can't see
Be it meter or meaning
or lines for dry cleaning

or the line to the restroom to pee


Do you remember how mom and dad yelled
Into one, the arguments would meld
A continuous loop
of loud verbal poop

They'd even cuss while peanuts were shelled



Now boys are know to be randy
 

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Now boys are known to be randy
When sitting in front of eye candy

They drool and they moan
 

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Now boys are known to be randy
When sitting in front of eye candy
They drool and they moan
And they let out a groan
 

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Now boys are known to be randy
When sitting in front of eye candy
They drool and they moan
And they let out a groan
When the lap dancer lets them get handy.



My mother, the lady of pleasure
 

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My mother, the lady of pleasure
of children said, no not a treasure
 

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My mother, the lady of pleasure
of children said, "No not a treasure --
They eat and they stink
 

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My mother, the lady of pleasure
of children said, "No not a treasure --
They eat and they stink
And I shall spank their bottoms until they're nice and pink.
 
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My mother, the lady of pleasure
of children said, "No not a treasure --
They eat and they stink
And I shall spank their bottoms until they're nice and pink
Then I'll shove bars of soap in their mouths and put them in a chair in the corner and make them write "I will behave" one hundred times, just for good measure.


I had a great thought in the shower.
 

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I had a great thought in the shower
And was awed by its grandeur and power,
But when I dried off,
 

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I had a great thought in the shower
And was awed by its grandeur and power,
But when I dried off,
I gave a slight cough
and said, "No one will buy purple flour."

The meat man knocked on the front door
 

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The meat man knocked on the front door
He was late; it was already four.
 

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The meat man knocked on the front door
He was late; it was already four.
He gave me a slab
 

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The meat man knocked on the front door
He was late; it was already four.
He gave me a slab

of inedible drab
 

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The meat man knocked on the front door
He was late; it was already four.
He gave me a slab
of inedible drab

Pizza de jour? Never more.
 

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um...
is that last line also the prompt for the next limerick?
 

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I'll take it...


Pizza de jour? Never more.
Mine had anchovies, figs and roast boar
 

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Pizza de jour? Never more.
Mine had anchovies, figs and roast boar
But for me the last straw
 

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Pizza de jour? Never more.
Mine had anchovies, figs and roast boar
But for me the last straw
Was meat that was raw
 

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Pizza de jour? Never more.
Mine had anchovies, figs and roast boar
But for me the last straw
Was meat that was raw
Now from the retching, my belly is sore



Under the table, my dog ate the scraps
 

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Under the table, my dog ate the scraps
Later that night, we had to play taps
 

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Under the table, my dog ate the scraps
Later that night, we had to play taps
For poor doggie was dead
 

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Under the table, my dog ate the scraps
Later that night, we had to play taps
For poor doggie was dead
From those scraps he was fed,
 
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