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Jen's a fine young lass who sleeps 'round
despite that young cads do abound

She insists, "It's no bother,"
Lets out a yelp and a holler
 

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Jen's a fine young lass who sleeps 'round
despite that young cads do abound

She insists, "It's no bother,"
Lets out a yelp and a holler
and gymnastic tricks that will astound

The medal you get for fourth place
 

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The medal you get for fourth place
Is not a sign of disgrace
But it happens to show
What you didn't know
 

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The medal you get for fourth place
Is not a sign of disgrace
But it happens to show
What you didn't know
This wasn't a three-legged race.


While dancing one night cheek to cheek
 

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While dancing one night cheek to cheek
I found myself drawn to this freak
his face inside-out

quite the boorish lout
 

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While dancing one night cheek to cheek
I found myself drawn to this freak
his face inside-out
quite the boorish lout

so I handed him off to a geek.


While swimming the Agean sea
 

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While swimming the Agean sea,
I desperately needed to pee.
But the Water Inspector
 

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While swimming the Agean sea,
I desperately needed to pee.
But the Water Inspector
had a urea detector
 

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While swimming the Agean sea,
I desperately needed to pee.
But the Water Inspector
had a urea detector
So everyone knew it was me!


I overheard two plumbers talking
 

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I overheard two plumbers talking
about a crack that needed caulking
one's pants dipped low
 

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I overheard two plumbers talking
about a crack that needed caulking
one's pants dipped low
giving quite a show
and the crack was stuffed with a stocking

The wind lifted her skirt up high
 
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The wind lifted her skirt up high
He got a tasty peek at her thigh
pink panties made him smile
a fantasy to defile
 

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The wind lifted her skirt up high
He got a tasty peek at her thigh
pink panties made him smile
a fantasy to defile
And then he realized it was a guy!




She put the money in her pocket
 

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She put the money in her pocket
And a picture of him in her locket
 

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She put the money in her pocket
And a picture of him in her locket
Dangled it from her neck
And said, "What the heck?"
 
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