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A pair of moon boots on your feet
Is needed when snow in the street
But you wear them to bed
"No, no!" mother said.
"In sleep you'll retain too much heat."



Now that Jack's showered and shaved
 

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Now that Jack's showered and shaved
And remarkably well-behaved
 

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Now that Jack's showered and shaved
And remarkably well-behaved
He might be forgiven
 

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Yer oven's a few degrees cool, truman: Yer 's'posed to provide the next line, podner.
 

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My oven's a few degrees cold
The frig's hirsute growing mold
 

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My oven's a few degrees cold
The frig's hirsute growing mold
and my blender? - don't ask
 

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My oven's a few degrees cold
The frig's hirsute growing mold
and my blender? - don't ask
It wasn't up to the task
 

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My oven's a few degrees cold
The frig's hirsute growing mold
and my blender? - don't ask
It wasn't up to the task
Neither am I- so I'm told!


While dancing around in the kitchen
 

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While dancing around in the kitchen
PSG got nekkid without flinchin'
And the real coup de grace
 

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While dancing around in the kitchen
PSG got nekkid without flinchin'
And the real coup de grace
Warn't the egg on her face
 

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While dancing around in the kitchen
PSG got nekkid without flinchin'
And the real coup de grace
Warn't the egg on her face
'Twars the holes in her soles she was stitchin'.

I like that "egg on her face" when pronounced to rhyme with "coup de grace."

This tattoo don't look like it should...
 

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This tattoo don't look like it should...
It covers my neck like a hood
 

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This tattoo don't look like it should...
It covers my neck like a hood
In colors of black, red, and green
 

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This tattoo don't look like it should...
It covers my neck like a hood

In colors of black, red, and green
and a septic sheen
 

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This tattoo don't look like it should...
It covers my neck like a hood
In colors of black, red, and green

and a septic sheen
Who told me that tat artist was good?




One of these days you'll get laid
 

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One of these days you'll get laid
Without even having it paid

But watch out for sleaze
 

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One of these days you'll get laid
Without even having it paid

But watch out for sleaze
and the genital sneeze
 

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One of these days you'll get laid
Without even having it paid

But watch out for sleaze
and the genital sneeze
and the offer to take it in trade.

Spring is on its way
 

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Spring is on its way
so put on your snowpants and play
 
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