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Her face was a roadmap of worry,
for the years had passed by in a hurry.
Two husbands, four kids
Left her life on the skids
 

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Her face was a roadmap of worry,
for the years had passed by in a hurry.
Two husbands, four kids
Left her life on the skids
And the booze made her vision quite blurry




A boisterous and crabby old coot
 

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A boisterous and crabby old coot
Gave her slovenly husband the boot
When the pool boy came by
She exclaimed "Me oh my!
Now there's a trombone I could toot..."

The baronet's simpering lackey
 

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The baronet's simpering lackey
Said "Dahling, that's just a bit tacky.
Red plaid and green stripes
Go with lumberjack types,
 

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The baronet's simpering lackey
Said "Dahling, that's just a bit tacky.
Red plaid and green stripes
Go with lumberjack types,
and you, dear, look better in khaki."

I'm out on Bikini Patrol
 

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I'm out on Bikini Patrol.
(No, not the atomic atoll.)
 

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How far can spandex give way?
"Pretty far," I've heard others say
But there are side effects
 

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How far can spandex give way?
"Pretty far," I've heard others say
But there are side effects
that resemble train wrecks
And send passers-by running away.

Another bad fashion mistake
 

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Another bad fashion mistake
Hawaiian shirt at a relative's wake
Though the flowers aren't lei'd
 

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Another bad fashion mistake
Hawaiian shirt at a relative's wake
Though the flowers aren't lei'd
I should still be afraid
 

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Another bad fashion mistake
Hawaiian shirt at a relative's wake
Though the flowers aren't lei'd
I should still be afraid
if the hula girls started to shake.

A pair of moon boots on your feet
 

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A pair of moon boots on your feet
Is needed when snow in the street
 

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A pair of moon boots on your feet
Is needed when snow in the street
But you wear them to bed
 

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A pair of moon boots on your feet
Is needed when snow in the street
But you wear them to bed
"No, no!" mother said.
 
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