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Rhymegirl may be the exception
her extrasensory perception  

bristles and spikes             
 

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Rhymegirl may be the exception
her extrasensory perception  
bristles and spikes

like spokes in kids' bikes
 

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Rhymegirl may be the exception
her extrasensory perception  
bristles and spikes

like spokes in kids' bikes
dazzle us in broken reflection.

But you know, my buddy's an ace

 

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But you know, my buddy's an ace
to his parents, a major disgrace
But the local tattooist
 

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But you know, my buddy's an ace
to his parents, a major disgrace
But the local tattooist
(I think he was Jewisht)
gave him 10% off a Full-Face...

These pretzels are making me thirsty
 

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These pretzels are making me thirsty
and my breath is all garlic bratwurst-y
So replenish my stein
 

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These pretzels are making me thirsty
and my breath is all garlic bratwurst-y
So replenish my stein
This is the next line
And we'll drink till our rhymes aren't so worst-y.

(If Jewisht can make it, so can worst-y, right?)
:: shrug ::

There once was a feminine rhyme
 

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There once was a feminine rhyme
Who's rhythm was very sublime
 

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There once was a feminine rhyme
Who's rhythm was very sublime
'til a male preposition
 

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There once was a feminine rhyme
Who's rhythm was very sublime
'til a male preposition
adjusted position
And the last line came out in mime


When the low hanging fruit is all gone
 

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When the low hanging fruit is all gone
and your balance sheet looks like a yawn
Then pick up your socks
 

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When the low hanging fruit is all gone
and your balance sheet looks like a yawn
Then pick up your socks
Have some gin on the rocks
 

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When the low hanging fruit is all gone
and your balance sheet looks like a yawn
Then pick up your socks
Have some gin on the rocks
And join us for boules on the lawn

The Tanqueray tickertape tourney
 

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The Tanqueray tickertape tourney,
judged by Bert and Ernie,
drew in a crowd
loud, very loud!
 
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