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If the sharks keep on eating our tourists
Then PETA will freak (they're such purists)
 

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If the sharks keep on eating our tourists
Then PETA will freak (they're such purists)
For sharks have more value
 

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trust me - the meter's awkward, but you can make it work

If the sharks keep on eating our tourists
Then PETA will freak (they're such purists)
For sharks have more value
depending on milieux
than the Livestrong bands you've got on your wrists

I used to get drunk at the theatre
 

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Trust is earned, poet, and you're not helping with rhymes like "theatre!"

I used to get drunk at the theatre.
The ticket girl, when I screamed "free!" at her,
 

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I used to get drunk at the theatre.
The ticket girl, when I screamed "free!" at her,
said what the ****?

and started to duck
 
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I used to get drunk at the theatre.
The ticket girl, when I screamed "free!" at her,
said what the ****?
and started to duck.

Now, my drinking is all just a blurr.

I wish I could show you this sunset,


 

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I wish I could show you this sunset,
the one I can see from my Quonset.
 

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I wish I could show you this sunset,
the one I can see from my Quonset.
Electric pastels
 

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I wish I could show you this sunset,
the one I can see from my Quonset.
Electric pastels
marred by drunk a$$holes
Look -- a mark in the sand where my buns set!

A crack in the Brandenburg Gate
 

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A crack in the Brandenburg Gate
Is a sign of Berlin's coming fate.
But this Thursday, at three,
 

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A crack in the Brandenburg Gate
Is a sign of Berlin's coming fate.
But this Thursday, at three,
they'll seal it with ghee

and hope that they're not too too late.


The conversation of late on the board
 

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The conversation of late on the board
is concerning the Oslo Accord

Some couldn't do it
 

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The conversation of late on the board
is concerning the Oslo Accord

Some couldn't do it
and would rather eschew it
 

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The conversation of late on the board
is concerning the Oslo Accord
Some couldn't do it
and would rather eschew it
Than be found soaking wet in a fjörd!

Look out, our thread may go elsewhere!
 

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Look out, our thread may go elsewhere!
What meanest thou, Pthom? Do declare.
To the Poetry Forum
 

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Look out, our thread may go elsewhere!
What meanest thou, Pthom? Do declare.
To the Poetry Forum
Where there's better decorum
 

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Look out, our thread may go elsewhere!
What meanest thou, Pthom? Do declare.
To the Poetry Forum
Where there's better decorum
But no one there has any hair


Rhymegirl may be the exception
 
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Rhymegirl may be the exception
her extrasensory perception               [sorta gotta pronounce it like "sen-SUR-ry"] :eek:
 
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