Limericks Live!

PrettySpecialGal · Feb 8, 2006

King Crimson, the Who, and Joe Cocker
ducked out for a quick game of soccer
Keith Richards dropped by
Of course, he was high
They all were-hmmm... what a shocker!

If soccer's not game of your choice

Pthom · Feb 11, 2006

If soccer's not game of your choice
And you don't own a purple Rolls Royce,

Solatium · Feb 11, 2006

If soccer's not game of your choice
And you don't own a purple Rolls Royce,
Then you're more-or-less normal

akelsey333 · Feb 12, 2006

If soccer's not game of your choice
And you don't own a purple Rolls Royce,
Then you're more-or-less normal
No need to be formal

poetinahat · Feb 12, 2006

If soccer's not game of your choice
And you don't own a purple Rolls Royce,
Then you're more-or-less normal
No need to be formal
But don't you use that tone of voice!

I came in last place in the luge

Pthom · Feb 12, 2006

If soccer's not game of your choice
And you don't own a purple Rolls Royce,
Then you're more-or-less normal
No need to be formal
Just let your voice come out loud and rejoice!

When the choices for rhymes are not clear

Pthom · Feb 12, 2006

LOL, Poet, you got it done before I did.

okay, so I'll work on yours.

I came in last place in the luge
'Cause the booties they gave me were huge.

NeuroFizz · Feb 13, 2006

I came in last place in the luge
'Cause the booties they gave me were huge.
Feet first, they're a drag

threedogpeople · Feb 13, 2006

I came in last place in the luge
'Cause the booties they gave me were huge.
Feet first, they're a drag
caused my butt to sag

Yeshanu · Feb 13, 2006

I came in last place in the luge
'Cause the booties they gave me were huge.
Feet first, they're a drag
caused my butt to sag
I looked like a touqe-wearin' stooge.

While skiing downhill in the winter

threedogpeople · Feb 13, 2006

While skiing downhill in the winter
my ski started turning to splinters

poetinahat · Feb 13, 2006

While skiing downhill in the winter
my ski started turning to splinters
So I dug in my pole

Unique · Feb 13, 2006

While skiing downhill in the winter
my ski started turning to splinters
So I dug in my pole
but I skewered a mole

trumancoyote · Feb 13, 2006

While skiing downhill in the winter
my ski started turning to splinters
So I dug in my pole
but I skewered a mole
and now I've got something for dinner.

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I used to eat nothing but sushi

poetinahat · Feb 13, 2006

I used to eat nothing but sushi
'cos my Japanese girlfriend was pushy

writerterri · Feb 13, 2006

I used to eat nothing but sushi
'cos my Japanese girlfriend was pushy
But now she's just sum dum mushy

poetinahat · Feb 13, 2006

I used to eat nothing but sushi
'cos my Japanese girlfriend was pushy
But now she's just sum dum mushy

Tez, this line doesn't fit in the limerick format.

Lines 3 and 4 are shorter and have a different rhyme or near-rhyme. For example:

While skiing downhill in the winter
my ski started turning to splinters
So I dug in my pole
but I skewered a mole
and now I've got something for dinner.

Have another go!

writerterri · Feb 13, 2006

I used to eat nothing but sushi
'cos my Japanese girlfriend was pushy
but now she's just dumb

Pthom · Feb 13, 2006

I used to eat nothing but sushi
'cos my Japanese girlfriend was pushy
but now she's just dumb
poked her eye with her thumb

Yeshanu · Feb 14, 2006

I used to eat nothing but sushi
'cos my Japanese girlfriend was pushy
but now she's just dumb
poked her eye with her thumb.
You should see it! Now it's all mushy!

Happy Valentine's Day to you all

poetinahat · Feb 14, 2006

Skip it

Happy Valentine's Day to you all
I've been meaning to give you a call

Pthom · Feb 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day to you all
Yes, even you there alone in the hall

poetinahat · Feb 14, 2006

Pthom, we have to stop meeting like this!

Happy Valentine's Day to you all
Yes, even you there alone in the hall
Come on over tonight

Solatium · Feb 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day to you all
Yes, even you there alone in the hall
Come on over tonight;
If your timing is right,

Meaney · Feb 15, 2006

Romantic, I know.

Happy Valentine's Day to you all
Yes, even you there alone in the hall
Come on over tonight;
If your timing is right,
we'll explore your abdominal wall.

If the sharks keep on eating our tourists

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Peace...

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The grad students did it

This is my BEST side!

Elf Queen

This is my BEST side!

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Agent of Doom

My Name is Sweet Thing

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It's a dorky day!

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It's a dorky day!

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Elf Queen

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