Limericks Live!

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bcg61

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

Still, the beaches were calling to me
So my backyard became Hawaii
I spread out some sand
 

ChunkyC

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

Still, the beaches were calling to me
So my backyard became Hawaii
I spread out some sand
and shaped it by hand
 

rhymegirl

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

Still, the beaches were calling to me
So my backyard became Hawaii
I spread out some sand
and shaped it by hand
And put on a nice bikini.


My house is surrounded by snow
 

wurdwise

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

My house is surrounded by snow
So I pretend it's a huge ice cream cone
 

rhymegirl

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

My house is surrounded by snow
So I pretend it's a huge ice cream cone,
When the icicles drip
and land on my lip
 

wurdwise

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

My house is surrounded by snow
So I pretend it's a huge ice cream cone,
When the icicles drip
and land on my lip
a whip of my tongue and their gone.

As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
 

ChunkyC

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
and dream of my favorite smiley (Byron, rest easy)
 

rhymegirl

limerick

As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
and dream of my favorite smiley (Byron, rest easy)
I shiver and shake
 

wurdwise

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As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
and dream of my favorite smiley (Byron, rest easy)
I shiver and shake
My belly, she quakes
 

rhymegirl

Re: limerick

As I lounge in my homemade Hawaii
and dream of my favorite smiley (Byron, rest easy)
I shiver and shake
My belly, she quakes
When a gust of wind blows some snow on me.


I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
 

maestrowork

Re: limerick

I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
made of fresh snow and dead carnation
 

wurdwise

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I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
made of fresh snow and dead carnation
My bikini is frozen
 

rhymegirl

Re: limerick

I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
made of fresh snow and dead carnation,
My bikini is frozen
And while I was dozin'
 

Pthom

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I'm re-thinking this backyard creation
made of fresh snow and dead carnation,
My bikini is frozen
And while I was dozin'
My derriere lost all sensation!

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When faced with the horns of dilemma
 

pianoman5

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When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
 

rhymegirl

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When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
I get out a book
 

wurdwise

Re: limerick

When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
I get out a book
and find me a nook
 

Verdana12pt

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When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
I get out a book
and find me a nook
To peacefully read Austen's Emma.
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This year in the month of Febr'ary
 

wurdwise

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When faced with the horns of dilemma
Reflecting on spermatogemma
I get out a book
and find me a nook
To peacefully read Austen's Emma.
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This year in the month of Febr'ary
I'm relieved it's no longer Jan'ary
 

rhymegirl

Re: limerick

This year in the month of Febr'ary
I'm relieved it's no longer Jan'ary,
'Cause Valentine's Day
is headed our way
 

wurdwise

Re: limerick

This year in the month of Febr'ary
I'm relieved it's no longer Jan'ary,
'Cause Valentine's Day
is headed our way
and my lover might read his obituary.

I have another lover scoped out
 

rhymegirl

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I have another lover scoped out,
Does he love me? Well I have some doubt,
 

tfdswift

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I have another lover scoped out,
Does he love me? Well I have some doubt,
He always comes late
When we have a date
 

rhymegirl

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I have another lover scoped out,
Does he love me? Well I have some doubt,
He always comes late
When we have a date,
So I'm dumping this uncaring lout.


I'm sending a note to Tom Cruise
 

wurdwise

Re: limerick

I have another lover scoped out,
Does he love me? Well I have some doubt,
He always comes late
When we have a date,
So I'm dumping this uncaring lout.

I'm sending a note to Tom Cruise
sprinkling perfume on the paper I use
 
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