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I once had fried chicken for lunch
Examined the bucket, just on a hunch
I found something with scales
And two fingernails
 

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I once had fried chicken for lunch
Examined the bucket, just on a hunch
I found something with scales
And two fingernails
Which gave the 'chicken' some crunch.

I had Chinese food later that night,
 

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I had Chinese food later that night,
and the chef was especially bright:
 

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I had Chinese food later that night,
and the chef was especially bright:
Into the fried rice
 

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I had Chinese food later that night,
and the chef was especially bright:
Into the fried rice
He stirred an egg twice
 

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I had Chinese food later that night,
and the chef was especially bright:
Into the fried rice
He stirred an egg twice
Then fashioned it into a kite

The surface of Venus is warm
 

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I had Chinese food later that night,
and the chef was especially bright:
Into the fried rice
He stirred an egg twice
Then fashioned it into a kite

The surface of Venus is warm
My heated passion is torn
 

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The surface of Venus is warm
My heated passion is torn
'Tween Sarah and Jane
 

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The surface of Venus is warm
My heated passion is torn
'Tween Sarah and Jane
One's heart must be slain
And one half of me forever forlorn.

If ever there was a big mess
 

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If ever there was a big mess
It's when teenaged lobsters undress
 

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If ever there was a big mess
It's when teenaged lobsters undress
With shells in the molt
 

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If ever there was a big mess
It's when teenaged lobsters undress
With shells in the molt
It's a sight to revolt
 

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If ever there was a big mess
It's when teenaged lobsters undress
With shells in the molt
It's a sight to revolt
The most hardened folks of the press.

Steak and shrimp's fine for dinner, I say
 

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Steak and shrimp's fine for dinner, I say
I eat one in and one takeaway
With a bottle of lager
 

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Steak and shrimp's fine for dinner, I say
I eat one in and one takeaway
With a bottle of lager
and a spandex-clad jogger
Try and catch me to join me today


I much prefer meals made from scratch
 

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I much prefer meals made from scratch
Try lasagna! I just made a batch!
My linguine's sublime
heavy basil and thyme
 

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I much prefer meals made from scratch
Try lasagna! I just made a batch!
My linguine's sublime
heavy basil and thyme
And a glass of shiraz... down the hatch!

King Crimson, the Who, and Joe Cocker
 

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King Crimson, the Who, and Joe Cocker
ducked out for a quick game of soccer
Keith Richards dropped by
Of course, he was high
 
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