I once had fried chicken for lunch
Examined the bucket, just on a hunch
I found something with scales
And two fingernails
Which gave the 'chicken' some crunch.
Steak and shrimp's fine for dinner, I say
I eat one in and one takeaway
With a bottle of lager
and a spandex-clad jogger
Try and catch me to join me today
I much prefer meals made from scratch
Try lasagna! I just made a batch!
My linguine's sublime
heavy basil and thyme
And a glass of shiraz... down the hatch!
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