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There once was a maid named Rapunzel
whose dad said, "Stop spending! Our funds'll
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There once was a maid named Rapunzel
whose dad said, "Stop spending! Our funds'll
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that your braid's out of joint
 

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There once was a maid named Rapunzel
whose dad said, "Stop spending! Our funds'll
deplete to the point
that your braid's out of joint
and the princes will think everyone's ill!"

I'll serve you a coffee gelato
 

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I'll serve you a coffee gelato
Laced with some fine amaretto
 

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I'll serve you a coffee gelato
Laced with some fine amaretto
If you ask for some sweetener
like a fat poncy Etoner
I'll grace your face with a tomato

The girl ambles by with a rhythm
 

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The girl ambles by with a rhythm
That says to me, "She's had too much rum
 

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The girl ambles by with a rhythm
That says to me, "She's had too much rum"
If I lit a match near her
 

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The girl ambles by with a rhythm
That says to me, "She's had too much rum"
If I lit a match near her
The explosion would sear her
 

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The girl ambles by with a rhythm
That says to me, "She's had too much rum"
If I lit a match near her
The explosion would sear her
with flames coming out of her bum.

Does rhythm really rhyme with rum?
 

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Does rhythm really rhyme with rum?
I'll ponder while nibbling my thumb
The heck, I'll drink it
 

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Does rhythm really rhyme with rum?
I'll ponder while nibbling my thumb
The heck, I'll drink it
like some kind of nitwit,
And hope I won't swallow my gum.

A pig in a poke went to market
 

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A pig in a poke went to market,
he took a big box of croquettes,
when he bent over
 

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A pig in a poke went to market,
he took a big box of croquettes,
when he bent over
to nibble the clover
 

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A pig in a poke went to market,
he took a big box of croquettes,
when he bent over
to nibble the clover
He bumped into Rosanna Arquette

The barbeque babies of Babel
 

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The barbeque babies of Babel
were known for cooking up trouble:
a dash of dissension,
 

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The barbeque babies of Babel
were known for cooking up trouble:
a dash of dissension,
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The barbeque babies of Babel
were known for cooking up trouble:
a dash of dissension,
and massive retention
Reduced the whole city to rubble!

I once had fried chicken for lunch
 

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I once had fried chicken for lunch
Examined the bucket, just on a hunch
I found something with scales
 
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