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My computer is getting quite old
There's a new thing called 'Windows', I'm told
 

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My computer is getting quite old
There's a new thing called 'Windows', I'm told.
It's made [Bill] Gates rich, <-- slight correction, if I may
runs at 5 MegaGlitch...
 
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My computer is getting quite old
There's a new thing called 'Windows', I'm told.
It's made Bill Gates rich,
runs at 5 MegaGlitch,
but I closed it for fear I'd catch cold.

Flu season's upon us again
 

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Flu season's upon us again
I got it from this sickly hen

A pandemic of one
and a nose Born to Run
 

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Flu season's upon us again
I got it from this sickly hen
A pandemic of one

and a nose Born to Run
sometimes John Couger's not fun.:Guitar:

(I may have just "aged" myself!)​


The chills kinda' give me a thrill
 

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The chills kinda' give me a thrill
Until the doc hands me his bill
 

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The chills kinda' give me a thrill
Until the doc hands me his bill
Ten dollars a minute,
but the details within it
read "golf clubs" and "trip to Brazil."

The cop collared Louie the Mule
 

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The cop collared Louie the Mule
when his lookout (the bumbling fool)
 

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The cop collared Louie the Mule
when his lookout (the bumbling fool)
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Eugh.

The cop collared Louie the Mule
when his lookout (the bumbling fool)
started shrieking with terror
that he'd made a great error
and confounded his stash with his stool.

Sorry, that was revolting. Let me make amends:

A good little girl who wore posies
 

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A good little girl who wore posies
was seen drinking shots down at Josie's
 

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A good little girl who wore posies
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belly up to the bar
 

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A good little girl who wore posies
was seen drinking shots down at Josie's
belly up to the bar
order scotch in a jar
 

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A good little girl who wore posies
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belly up to the bar
order scotch in a jar
then snuggle up next to me cozy.

A young man of means and good breeding
 

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A young man of means and good breeding
Spent most of his time simply reading
 

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A young man of means and good breeding
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A young man of means and good breeding
Spent most of his time simply reading
When his secret was out
The girls would all pout
Till he finally gave in to their pleading.

There once was a maid named Rapunzel
 

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There once was a maid named Rapunzel
whose dad said, "Stop spending! Our funds'll
 
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