Limericks Live!

Pthom · Jan 18, 2006

So, what do we know about Nero?
Either fiddler or Wolfe, he's a hero
In toga or spats
He's juggling cats
Why? 'Cause his countdown starts well below zero.

I found a kink in my tape measure

sirensix · Jan 18, 2006

I found a kink in my tape measure
I whacked it to show my displeasure

PattiTheWicked · Jan 18, 2006

I found a kink in my tape measure
I whacked it to show my displeasure
then to my chagrin

sirensix · Jan 19, 2006

I found a kink in my tape measure
I whacked it to show my displeasure
then to my chagrin
Bob Vila walked in

Yeshanu · Jan 19, 2006

I found a kink in my tape measure
I whacked it to show my displeasure
then to my chagrin
Bob Vila walked in
And straigtened it out at his lesiure.

Mozart turns 250 this year

PattiTheWicked · Jan 19, 2006

Mozart turns 250 this year
Let's all celebrate with a beer!

poetinahat · Jan 19, 2006

Mozart turns 250 this year
Let's all celebrate with a beer!
His Divertimenti

Pthom · Jan 20, 2006

Mozart turns 250 this year
Let's all celebrate with a beer!
His Divertimenti
with clouds of pink confetti

poetinahat · Jan 21, 2006

Mozart turns 250 this year
Let's all celebrate with a beer!
His Divertimenti
with clouds of pink confetti
were fav'rites of old Jan Vermeer

So, if you can play a piano

Meaney · Jan 21, 2006

So, if you can play a piano
any better than that iPod Nano

Pthom · Jan 22, 2006

So, if you can play a piano
any better than that iPod Nano
and you don't have the flu

poetinahat · Jan 22, 2006

So, if you can play a piano
any better than that iPod Nano
and you don't have the flu
then your gig starts at two

Unique · Jan 23, 2006

So, if you can play a piano
any better than that iPod Nano
and you don't have the flu
then your gig starts at two
of course we'll provide the soprano.

This soprano, oh how she sings

threedogpeople · Jan 23, 2006

This soprano, oh how she sings
almost like sound given wings

NeuroFizz · Jan 23, 2006

This soprano, oh how she sings
almost like sound given wings
But she is a he

NeuroFizz · Jan 23, 2006

This soprano, oh how she sings
almost like sound given wings
But she is a he
Castrada, you see

(sorry, I couldn't resist doing two in a row. Bash me if I've broken a rule,)

threedogpeople · Jan 23, 2006

This soprano, oh how she sings
almost like sound given wings
But she is a he
Castrada, you see
and missing two manly things.

The sun hasn't shined in a week

poetinahat · Jan 23, 2006

The sun hasn't shined in a week
So I'm winging it to Martinique

Yeshanu · Jan 23, 2006

The sun hasn't shined in a week
So I'm winging it to Martinique
I'll laze on the beach

threedogpeople · Jan 23, 2006

The sun hasn't shined in a week
So I'm winging it to Martinique
I'll laze on the beach
a Mai Tai in reach

Unique · Jan 23, 2006

The sun hasn't shined in a week
So I'm winging it to Martinique
I'll laze on the beach
a Mai Tai in reach
and a hand rubbing oil on each cheek.

Vacations are great for a tan

Pthom · Jan 23, 2006

Vacations are great for a tan
Claimed the eminent Coppertone man

poetinahat · Jan 23, 2006

Vacations are great for a tan
Claimed the eminent Coppertone man
I'm covered in oil

sirensix · Jan 24, 2006

Vacations are great for a tan
Claimed the eminent Coppertone man
I'm covered in oil
And starting to boil

Yeshanu · Jan 24, 2006

Vacations are great for a tan
Claimed the eminent Coppertone man
I'm covered in oil
And starting to boil
Like a fish in a hot frying pan.

My computer is getting quite old

Limericks Live!

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Unleashing Hell.

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This is my BEST side!

The grad students did it

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Mediocre Sorceress

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