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Pthom

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My favorite, by far, is Montel
That bald top we all know so well
'Zat him on Spin City?
Oh, he look so pretty!
And his self-help books are so . . . swell!

Why is this thread always mislaid?
 

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Why is this thread always mislaid?
Are the rhyme leprechauns underpaid?
 

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Why is this thread always mislaid?
Are the rhyme leprechauns underpaid?
Should we nail it in place?
Or let it fall in disgrace?
 

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Why is this thread always mislaid?
Are the rhyme leprechauns underpaid?
Should we nail it in place?
Or let it fall in disgrace?
Let's not let it wilt in the shade!

Keep it going, you line-by-line bards!
 

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Keep it going, you line-by-line bards!
Tis tough when your brain is in shards
 

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Keep it going, you line-by-line bards!
Tis tough when your brain is in shards
While time is the devil
 

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Keep it going, you line-by-line bards!
Tis tough when your brain is in shards
While time is the devil
You must keep that head level
But don't you be pikers, old pards*

I'm back in the saddle again


*: paraphrase from Robert Service's The Quitter
 

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I'm back in the saddle again
and dealing in pesos and yen
 

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I'm back in the saddle again
and dealing in pesos and yen
But all of my Euros
 

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I'm back in the saddle again
and dealing in pesos and yen
But all of my Euros
are invested in burros
 

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I'm back in the saddle again
and dealing in pesos and yen
But all of my Euros
are invested in burros
And a noisy but egg-laden hen.

We're so glad you learned how to ride
 

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We're so glad you learned how to ride
But it's late now: come on back inside
 

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We're so glad you learned how to ride
But it's late now: come on back inside
You can't bring the horse
 

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We're so glad you learned how to ride
But it's late now: come on back inside
You can't bring the horse
in for dinner, of course
 

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We're so glad you learned how to ride
But it's late now: come on back inside
You can't bring the horse
in for dinner, of course
he's Clydesdale, not Bonnie or Clyde...

I'm riding a wave of euphoria
 

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I'm riding a wave of euphoria
But it won't get me through to Peoria
With the sun in my eyes
 

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I'm riding a wave of euphoria
But it won't get me through to Peoria
With the sun in my eyes
and some sand on my thighs
And a floozy who says her name's Gloria

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So, what do we know about Nero?
 

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So, what do we know about Nero?
Either fiddler or Wolfe, he's a hero
 

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So, what do we know about Nero?
Either fiddler or Wolfe, he's a hero
In toga or spats
He's juggling cats
 
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