I met my wife on Jerry Springer
The episode was a humdinger;
it's guest list was shocking
Each man wore one stocking
And I sat with a transvestite swinger
I met my wife on Jerry Springer
The episode was a humdinger;
it's guest list was shocking
Each man wore one stocking
And I sat with a transvestite swinger
After taping the show was all done
We went out for sushi and fun
(I left in the previous limerick because it seems that we're still continuing the subject...)
I met my wife on Jerry Springer
The episode was a humdinger;
it's guest list was shocking
Each man wore one stocking
And I sat with a transvestite swinger
After taping the show was all done
We went out for sushi and fun.
While Jerry was witty,
So next week, I'm on Rikki Lake
And this time so much is at stake.
When they ask "Who's yo daddy?"
I point to the caddy
He stands up and yells, "You're a snake!"
A snake I am called, yes it's true....
Now I'm off to Judge Judy to sue;
But instead, old Judge Wapner
made my ex a pauper
and greyer than Phil Donahue
The nose of Geraldo Rivera
Is as smashed as my old great aunt Clara
He pokes it in places
puts his fingers in spaces
While dressed up like Scarlett O'Hara
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