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I met my wife on Jerry Springer
The episode was a humdinger;
it's guest list was shocking
Each man wore one stocking
 

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I met my wife on Jerry Springer
The episode was a humdinger;
it's guest list was shocking
Each man wore one stocking
And I sat with a transvestite swinger

After taping the show was all done
 

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I met my wife on Jerry Springer
The episode was a humdinger;
it's guest list was shocking
Each man wore one stocking
And I sat with a transvestite swinger

After taping the show was all done
We went out for sushi and fun




(I left in the previous limerick because it seems that we're still continuing the subject...)
 

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I met my wife on Jerry Springer
The episode was a humdinger;
it's guest list was shocking
Each man wore one stocking
And I sat with a transvestite swinger

After taping the show was all done
We went out for sushi and fun.
While Jerry was witty,
 

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After taping the show was all done
We went out for sushi and fun.
While Jerry was witty,
His agent was gritty.
 

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After taping the show was all done
We went out for sushi and fun.
While Jerry was witty,
His agent was gritty.
(She's known as Attila the "Hon".)

So next week, I'm on Rikki Lake
 

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So next week, I'm on Rikki Lake
And this time so much is at stake.
When they ask "Who's yo daddy?"
I point to the caddy
 

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So next week, I'm on Rikki Lake
And this time so much is at stake.
When they ask "Who's yo daddy?"
I point to the caddy
He stands up and yells, "You're a snake!"

A snake I am called, yes it's true....
 

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A snake I am called, yes it's true....
Now I'm off to Judge Judy to sue;
 

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A snake I am called, yes it's true....
Now I'm off to Judge Judy to sue;
But instead, old Judge Wapner
 

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A snake I am called, yes it's true....
Now I'm off to Judge Judy to sue;
But instead, old Judge Wapner
made my ex a pauper
and greyer than Phil Donahue

The nose of Geraldo Rivera
 

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The nose of Geraldo Rivera
Is as smashed as my old great aunt Clara
 

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The nose of Geraldo Rivera
Is as smashed as my old great aunt Clara
He pokes it in places
 

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The nose of Geraldo Rivera
Is as smashed as my old great aunt Clara
He pokes it in places
puts his fingers in spaces
While dressed up like Scarlett O'Hara

Sadly, for all those he meets,
 

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Sadly, for all those he meets,
this insipid advice he repeats:
"Be happy each day
 

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Sadly, for all those he meets,
this insipid advice he repeats:
"Be happy each day"
but can't tell them the way
without asking to go 'tween the sheets

My favorite, by far, is Montel
 

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My favorite, by far, is Montel
That bald top we all know so well
'Zat him on Spin City?
 
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