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Pthom

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I want to know right from the start,
What causes my sons both to fart.
Perhaps it's their diet
(an intestinal riot!)
 

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I don't want to cook Christmas dinner
Which probably makes me a sinner
But I'm far too lazy
To make myself crazy
 

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I don't want to cook Christmas dinner
Which probably makes me a sinner
But I'm far too lazy
To make myself crazy.
Besides, if I don't, I'll be thinner.

SusanR
 

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And now, SusanR, it's your turn to provide the first line of the next limerick.

Please. :)
 

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If Santa had once been a hippie,
With his man boobs and the chill, he'd be nippy.
But his red hat and coat
 

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If Santa had once been a hippie,
With his man boobs and the chill, he'd be nippy.
But his red hat and coat
Serve to cover his bloat
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*sigh*
 

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If Santa had once been a hippie,
With his man boobs and the chill, he'd be nippy.
But his red hat and coat
Serve to cover his bloat
'Cause to see him in dreds would be trippy!

The New Year holds so much potential
 

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The New Year holds so much potential
Resolutions are essential <== meter fix: anyone? Or am I out of tune?
You don't need to keep 'em;
 

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The New Year holds so much potential
Resolutions are therefore essential <how's that?
You don't need to keep 'em;
Or even reveal 'em.
 

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The New Year holds so much potential
Resolutions are therefore essential <much better
You don't need to keep 'em;
Or even reveal 'em.
They just wipe out the inconsequential.


It's Lori B's birthday today
 

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It's Lori B's birthday today
And wouldn't it be special if Ray
did a Happy Joy Dance
without any pants
 

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It's Lori B's birthday today
And wouldn't it be special if Ray
did a Happy Joy Dance
without any pants
and blew sloppy kisses her way.


And after the party was over
 

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And after the party was over
We all played a game of Red Rover
At three hundred pounds
The plaintiff had grounds
 

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And after the party was over
We all played a game of Red Rover
At three hundred pounds
The plaintiff had grounds
to sandblast the white cliffs of Dover

I met my wife on Jerry Springer
 
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