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Yeshanu

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This morning I started a puzzle
And whiskey proceeded to guzzle
I drank forty shots
 

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This morning I started a puzzle
And whiskey proceeded to guzzle
I drank forty shots
And believe it or not
the kids I proceeded to muzzle.



The reindeer are looking so grim
 

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The reindeer are looking so grim
Cause Santa is still way too trim
 

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The reindeer are looking so grim
Cause Santa is still way too trim
Since he cut out desserts
And wears much smaller shirts,
The kids just won't recognize him.

I'd fasten my socks to the mantle
 

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I'd fasten my socks to the mantle
Just under the pine-scented candle
But they're probably too small
 

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I'd fasten my socks to the mantle
Just under the pine-scented candle
But they're probably too small
And the stress of it all
is much more than I can handle.


My dog has been begging for treats
 

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My dog has been begging for treats
And he's laying on top of my feets
He whines and he drools,
Till I put down my tools
 

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My dog has been begging for treats
And he's laying on top of my feets
He whines and he drools,
Till I put down my tools
And give him some treats he can eats.


My cat is a lazy old lump
 

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My cat is a lazy old lump
if you wake him, he's also a grump
I kicked him, he's dead
 

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My cat is a lazy old lump
if you wake him, he's also a grump
I kicked him, he's dead,
so I'm going to bed
 

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My cat is a lazy old lump
if you wake him, he's also a grump
I kicked him, he's dead,
so I'm going to bed
Wait a minute! I just saw him jump!

I didn't want a verse to end with a dead cat. Old softie, yeah.

Whenever I start to wash dishes
 

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I didn't want a verse to end with a dead cat. Old softie, yeah.

Sometimes I do wonder about my cat...

But then he jumps (or at least twitches his tail), and I know he's all right.

Whenever I start to wash dishes
I look at the sink and I wishes
 

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Whenever I start to wash dishes
I look at the sink and I wishes
My cat wouldn't drink
 

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Whenever I start to wash dishes
I look at the sink and I wishes
My cat wouldn't drink
From the dishes that stink
 
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Whenever I start to wash dishes
I look at the sink and I wishes
My cat wouldn't drink
From the dishes that stink
Then pi$$ in the tank with the fishes...

I want to know right from the start,
 
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