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My grandmother's chocolate fudge cookies
should not be eaten by rookies
They're loaded with chips
So if your blood sugar dips
Better postpone your calls to the bookies!

I'm willing to show you the ropes
 

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I'm willing to show you the ropes
Lim'rick writing is hardly for dopes
Nor for the timid
Or one with a slim id
 

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I'm willing to show you the ropes
Lim'rick writing is hardly for dopes
Nor for the timid
Or one with a slim id
or who frequently shows up on 'snopes'

The Brady Bunch family wagon
 

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The Brady Bunch family wagon-
I'm sorry to say it was draggin'
When Alice and Sam
 

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The Brady Bunch family wagon-
I'm sorry to say it was draggin'
When Alice and Sam
Went to pick up some ham
The weight led to serious saggin.'

My brother went off to Morocco
 

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My brother went off to Morocco
His hotel was strange: quite rococo.
 

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My brother went off to Morocco
His hotel was strange: quite rococo.
The bed was quite lumpy,
No sleep made him grumpy
 

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My husband is fighting a cold
but I say it's due to the mold
 

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My husband is fighting a cold
but I say it's due to the mold
His coughin' and sneezin'
is not very pleasin'
 

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I may have a cold or the flu
So I went to a doctor who knew
 

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I may have a cold or the flu
So I went to a doctor who knew
Every germ in the book
But when he took a look...
 

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I may have a cold or the flu
So I went to a doctor who knew
Every germ in the book
But when he took a look
At my throat he found out it was blue!

Last night when it started to snow
 

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Last night when it started to snow
And the wind chill felt twenty below
 

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Last night when it started to snow
And the wind chill felt twenty below
I sat in my rocker
 

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Last night when it started to snow
And the wind chill felt twenty below
I sat in my rocker
And turned on some soccer
While outside the towtrucks did tow.

This morning I started a puzzle
 
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