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When planning your holiday shopping,
You can save yourself lots of store-hopping
By refusing to buy
Anything for a guy
From anywhere other than Wapping

The reindeer who don't make the cut
 

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The reindeer who don't make the cut
Have to play endless rounds of putt-putt
 

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The reindeer who don't make the cut
Have to play endless rounds of putt-putt
and while Rudolph makes jokes
the rest of the blokes
 

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The reindeer who don't make the cut
Have to play endless rounds of putt-putt
and while Rudolph makes jokes
the rest of the blokes
stand attention when he says "Ten-HUT!"

When Curly met Larry and Moe,
 

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When Curly met Larry and Moe,
They stepped on his big toe.
He popped 'em but good
 

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When Curly met Larry and Moe,
Those Stooges stepped on his big toe [meter corrected]

He popped 'em but good
with a number one wood
followed up by a gardening hoe.


Six sailors set out in a ship
 

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Six sailors set out in a ship
With a captain who wielded a whip
But it didn't seem then
 

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Six sailors set out in a ship
With a captain who wielded a whip
But it didn't seem then,
as they drank bathtub gin,
that Elvira would use it to strip

One day in the Octopus Club
 

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One day in the Octopus Club
The octopus needed a rub
Her masseuse, an old squid,
said, "Whatever you did,
 

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One day in the Octopus Club
The octopus needed a rub
Her masseuse, an old squid,
said, "Whatever you did,
Needs a soak in a piping hot tub.

I went Christmas shopping for hours
 

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One day in the Octopus Club
The octopus needed a rub
Her masseuse, an old squid,
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You'll relax with my trout-herring scrub."

I can't live up north one more minute
 

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Two great finishes, two great starts. Let's play two!

I went Christmas shopping for hours
And it drained all my "let's be nice" powers

I can't live up north one more minute
There's just no more levity in it
 

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I went Christmas shopping for hours
And it drained all my "let's be nice" powers
Just when I was done,


I can't live up north one more minute
There's just no more levity in it
I'll make my way south
 

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I went Christmas shopping for hours
And it drained all my "let's be nice" powers
Just when I was done,
and stopped being fun,


I can't live up north one more minute
There's just no more levity in it
I'll make my way south
cuss words dead in my mouth
 

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I went Christmas shopping for hours
And it drained all my "let's be nice" powers
Just when I was done,
and stopped being fun,
'Cause I saw reindeer poop in my flowers.

I can't live up north one more minute
There's just no more levity in it
I'll make my way south
cuss words dead in my mouth
Don't you dare say to just grin and bear it!

(whew)

My grandmother's chocolate fudge cookies
 

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My grandmother's chocolate fudge cookies
should not be eaten by rookies
They're loaded with chips
 
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