Limericks Live!

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wurdwise

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I have this big zit on my nose
Each time that I sqeeze it, it grows
Now I look like the clown
who took me out on the town
 

rhymegirl

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I have this big zit on my nose
Each time that I sqeeze it, it grows
Now I look like the clown
who took me out on the town
And my nickname is Rosacea Rose.


This year I'll be fifty years old
 

wurdwise

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This year I'll be fifty years old
Me too, Rosacea Rose!
Since we're over the hill
 

ChunkyC

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This year I'll be fifty years old
Me too, Rosacea Rose!
Since we're over the hill
do we still need the pill
 

rhymegirl

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This year I'll be fifty years old
Me too, Rosacea Rose!
Since we're over the hill
do we still need the pill?
Nope, I've given up birth control!


I'm glued to this place day and night
 

wurdwise

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I'm glued to this place day and night
and my butt seems to think it's alright
 

reph

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I'm glued to this place day and night
and my butt seems to think it's all right
If I had more ambition
 

pianoman5

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I'm glued to this place day and night
and my butt seems to think it's all right
If I had more ambition
I'd make it my mission
 

tfdswift

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I'm glued to this place day and night
and my butt seems to think it's all right
If I had more ambition
I'd make it my mission
To do more than sit here and write.



So many people annoy me.
 

wurdwise

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So many people annoy me
I avoid them all so I can't see
 

maestrowork

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So many people annoy me
I avoid them all so I can't see
I eat in the loo
 

rhymegirl

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So many people annoy me
I avoid them all so I can't see
I eat in the loo,
I write in there, too,
 

wurdwise

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So many people annoy me
I avoid them all so I can't see
I eat in the loo,
I write in there, too,
convenient as hell when i must pee
 

ChunkyC

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you get to give us the first line of the next one, Denise....
 

ChunkyC

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But lately this weird situation
has left me in need of a vacation
 

wurdwise

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But lately this weird situation
has left me in need of a vacation
at least from the loo
 

Melina

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But lately this weird situation
has left me in need of a vacation
at least from the loo
I won't write while I poo!
 

wurdwise

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But lately this weird situation
has left me in need of a vacation
at least from the loo
I won't write while I poo!
If I'm sipping warm beer in Croatia. (well, it rhymed!8o )

I thumbed through some travel brochures
 

bcg61

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

I thumbed through some travel brochures
Searching for winter 'blah' cures
 

tfdswift

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

I thumbed through some travel brochures
Searching for winter 'blah' cures
A warm, sandy beach
 

bcg61

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

I thumbed through some travel brochures
Searching for winter 'blah' cures
A warm, sandy beach
Was just within reach
 

wurdwise

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

I thumbed through some travel brochures
Searching for winter 'blah' cures
A warm, sandy beach
Was just within reach
But my money had all said Bon Jour!

Still, the beaches were calling to me
 

rhymegirl

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

Still, the beaches were calling to me
So my backyard became Hawaii
 
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