Limericks Live!

reph · Nov 22, 2005

I've a habit of watching the news
with a pipe and a glass of Chartreuse
If I touch the remote

Meaney · Nov 23, 2005

I've a habit of watching the news
with a pipe and a glass of Chartreuse
If I touch the remote
the boss clears her throat

threedogpeople · Nov 23, 2005

I've a habit of watching the news
with a pipe and a glass of Chartreuse
If I touch the remote
the boss clears her throat
and I get the workin' man blues.

The remote isn't mine you must see

Solatium · Nov 23, 2005

The remote isn't mine, you must see;
All I have has been given to me

Pat~ · Nov 23, 2005

The remote isn't mine, you must see;
All I have has been given to me
And it's given on loan

reph · Nov 23, 2005

The remote isn't mine, you must see;
All I have has been given to me
And it's given on loan
Not one bit is my own

poetinahat · Nov 23, 2005

The remote isn't mine, you must see;
All I have has been given to me
And it's given on loan
Not one bit is my own
And that's how I get by tax-free!

This Thanksgiving turkey's so good

Unique · Nov 23, 2005

This Thanksgiving turkey's so good
Last year it tasted like wood

Pat~ · Nov 23, 2005

This Thanksgiving turkey's so good
Last year it tasted like wood
(But that was because

Pthom · Nov 24, 2005

This Thanksgiving turkey's so good
Last year it tasted like wood
(But that was because
of the carpenter clause)

reph · Nov 24, 2005

This Thanksgiving turkey's so good
Last year it tasted like wood
(But that was because
of the carpenter clause)
I got mine from a butcher. You should.

Henrietta, Marcellus, and Clarence

poetinahat · Nov 24, 2005

Henrietta, Marcellus, and Clarence
All look very much like their parents

threedogpeople · Nov 24, 2005

Henrietta, Marcellus, and Clarence
All look very much like their parents
except for the rash

poetinahat · Nov 24, 2005

Henrietta, Marcellus, and Clarence
All look very much like their parents
except for the rash
and the Chaplin moustache

reph · Nov 24, 2005

Henrietta, Marcellus, and Clarence
All look very much like their parents
except for the rash
and the Chaplin moustache
And the big nose of dear Uncle Terence.

There is one thing I try to avoid

pianoman5 · Nov 24, 2005

There is one thing I try to avoid
Without being too paranoid

Meaney · Nov 26, 2005

There is one thing I try to avoid—
without being too paranoid:
abduction by mobsters.

Pat~ · Nov 26, 2005

There is one thing I try to avoid—
without being too paranoid:
abduction by mobsters
who've eaten bad lobsters

Solatium · Nov 26, 2005

There is one thing I try to avoid—
without being too paranoid:
abduction by mobsters
who've eaten bad lobsters
They got from a fellow named Lloyd.

My muse has gone missing in action

poetinahat · Nov 26, 2005

My muse has gone missing in action
Which means I'll get no satisfaction

reph · Nov 26, 2005

My muse has gone missing in action,
Which means I'll get no satisfaction.
What I'd give for a thought!

Pat~ · Nov 26, 2005

My muse has gone missing in action,
Which means I'll get no satisfaction.
What I'd give for a thought!
If my muse could be caught

threedogpeople · Nov 28, 2005

My muse has gone missing in action,
Which means I'll get no satisfaction.
What I'd give for a thought!
If my muse could be caught
or forced to produce a great caption.

My house is a mess, can't you see?

pconsidine · Nov 28, 2005

My house is a mess, can't you see?
And one might think it was because of me.

NickDangr · Nov 28, 2005

Trying to help?

My house is a mess, can't you see?
And one might think it was because of me.
What I need is a shovel,

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Socialist. Humanist. Solipsist.

Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.

say it loud

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Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.

This is my BEST side!

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