Salvaged from the old board
The completed limericks from the former forum:
Flattery will get you somewhere
- if you're lucky, the Folies Bergères -
But choose your words well
And try not to smell
I'll find something warm we can share...
I wound up in King Arthur's court
In the halls of old Camelot's fort
I ran into Merlin
while sneaking a girl in
and now she's the new queen consort.
The painter of nude portraits balked
When Jill asked to be penciled or chalked,
For he worked in oils
and painted the Royals
through his windows which were all well caulked.
The furnace repairman was mainly
A nut case, for he, quite insanely,
would furnish a filter
that was all out of kilter
and, being a shrub, quite ungainly.