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Oh, yes! I do like bar-b-que!
But keep it between me and you
a maestro I'm not
but cooking what's hot
 

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Oh, yes! I do like bar-b-que!
But keep it between me and you
a maestro I'm not
but cooking what's hot
is something I like to do.

My cousin eats nothing but pickles
 

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My cousin eats nothing but pickles
He buys them up town with his nickels
 

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On the edge of a cliff lived an ogre
He purchased his victuals at Kroger
 

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On the edge of a cliff lived an ogre
He purchased his victuals at Kroger
While shopping for spuds
 

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On the edge of a cliff lived an ogre
He purchased his victuals at Kroger
While shopping for spuds
And a box of Milk Duds
 

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On the edge of a cliff lived an ogre
He purchased his victuals at Kroger
While shopping for spuds
And a box of Milk Duds
His home was destroyed by a 'dozer

When snow and sleet are in the forecast
 

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When snow and sleet are the forecast [adjusted for meter]
The Post is, by Nature, outclassed
But when the sun shines
 

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When snow and sleet are the forecast
The Post is, by Nature, outclassed
But when the sun shines
I write a few lines
and the mailman delivers 'em fast.

The Kung Fu Shiatsu masseuse
 

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The Kung Fu Shiatsu masseuse
Can throw you from here to Toulouse.
She'll not break a sweat
nor the silence, and yet
 

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On a windy day south of Havana
From the sky fell a truckload of manna
But then fell the truck
On one unlucky duck
 

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On a windy day south of Havana
From the sky fell a truckload of manna
But then fell the truck
On one unlucky duck
And presto! - duck-manna bandana

The pizza delivery boy
 

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The pizza delivery boy
Rode fast on his two-wheeled toy
But he couldn't quite manage
 

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The pizza delivery boy
Rode fast on his two-wheeled toy
But he couldn't quite manage
To gain an advantage
 
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