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Last night at a quarter to ten
I heard a loud crash in the den
I picked up my beer
[and] succumbing to fears
of the egg that was left by the hen

A salad that's made with an egg
 

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A salad that's made with an egg
will stain if you spill on your leg
 

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A salad that's made with an egg
will stain if you spill on your leg
So you'd better prepare,
that is, if you care...
 

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A salad that's made with an egg
will stain if you spill on your leg
So you'd better prepare,
that is, if you care...
'bout salads and regs about eggs.




There was an old Geezer
 

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Alright, time for the Meter Police

Tiaga said:
There was an old Geezer
[searching for kneecap-busting smilie with baseball bat]

Tiaga, limericks have a particular meter. Please refer to that link.
Adjusted for meter:

There was an old geezer with gout
 

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Thanks, Meaney, I'm a cr*p 'bad cop'

There was an old geezer with gout
whose moustache contained sauerkraut
 

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There was an old geezer with gout
whose moustache contained sauerkraut
They said he's a weenie
I said no that's Meaney
if it's not right he starts to pout!



More money than brains that is true
 

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There was an old geezer with gout
whose moustache contained sauerkraut
On his shirt was a stain
and his life was mundane

Sorry, Tiaga, one line at a time. If you don't play by the rules, your posts will just be ignored.
 

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There was an old geezer with gout
whose moustache contained sauerkraut
On his shirt was a stain
and his life was mundane
bolstered by barrels of stout.





His clothes were ragged and old
 

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His clothes were ragged and old
His nose was bedraggled with cold
His red eyes did itch
from staring at 'Hitch'
 

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His clothes were ragged and old
His nose was bedraggled with cold
His red eyes did itch
from staring at 'Hitch'
(well, from the acapulco gold.)

More money than brains that is true
 

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More money than brains that is true
Of those buying everything new
 

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More money than brains that is true
Of those buying everything new

Some of this, some of that
 

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More money than brains that is true
Of those buying everything new
Some of this, some of that
First a dog then a cat
 
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:Huh: ?

Edited to say thanks for the revision ;).
 
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More money than brains that is true
Of those buying everything new
Some of this, some of that
First a dog then a cat
I gave it all up for a shrew.


My granny wears frilly old hats
 

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My granny wears frilly old hats
And sleeps with about twenty cats
 

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My granny wears frilly old hats
And sleeps with about twenty cats --
And the cats sleep with her, so
 

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My granny wears frilly old hats
And sleeps with about twenty cats --
And the cats sleep with her, so
the old man will have to go.
 

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My granny wears frilly old hats
And sleeps with about twenty cats --
And the cats sleep with her, so
the old man will have to go
the whiskers are driving him bats.


If a monkey, a cow and a loon
 
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