There was an old geezer with gout
whose moustache contained sauerkraut
They said he's a weenie
I said no that's Meaney
if it's not right he starts to pout!
There was an old geezer with gout
whose moustache contained sauerkraut
On his shirt was a stain
and his life was mundane
bolstered by barrels of stout.
My granny wears frilly old hats
And sleeps with about twenty cats --
And the cats sleep with her, so
the old man will have to go
the whiskers are driving him bats.
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