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My uncle's a grumpy old guy
His house is a smelly old sty
 

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My uncle's a grumpy old guy
His house is a smelly old sty.
When he makes the bed
 

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My uncle's a grumpy old guy
His house is a smelly old sty.
When he makes the bed
The bedbugs see red
 

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My uncle's a grumpy old guy
His house is a smelly old sty.
When he makes the bed
The bedbugs see red
Unfortunately, I don't lie.
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The knock on the door gave me shivers
 

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Carole said:
My uncle's a grumpy old guy
His house is a smelly old sty.
When he makes the bed
The bedbugs see red
Unfortunately, I don't lie.
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The knock on the door gave me shivers
Cuz behind it stood wrinkly Joan Rivers,
 

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The knock on the door gave me shivers
Cuz behind it stood wrinkly Joan Rivers,
Botoxed from tubes,
Plastic cheek, chin and boobs
 

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Tiaga, one line at a time. Not allowed to hog all the glory.
Sorry Meaney just trying to tell the story.
 

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Using Tiaga's ideas, but fixing a bit of meter, I get this:

The knock on the door gave me shivers
Cuz behind it stood wrinkly Joan Rivers,
Her Botoxed thin skin,
Plastic boobs, cheek and chin


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now quit quibbling and finish it. ;)
 

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The knock on the door gave me shivers
Cuz behind it stood wrinkly Joan Rivers,
Her Botoxed thin skin,
Plastic boobs, cheek and chin --
And a memory as long as the Giver's.

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Good heavens! What do we have here?
 

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Good heavens! What do we have here?
Tuna sandwich, an egg and some beer.
 

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Good heavens! What do we have here?
Tuna sandwich, an egg and some beer.
But with some paprika,
 

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Good heavens! What do we have here?
Tuna sandwich, an egg and some beer.
But with some paprika,
we'll soon cry "Eureka"
 

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Good heavens! What do we have here?
Tuna sandwich, an egg and some beer.
But with some paprika,
we'll soon cry "Eureka!"
"We've discovered the cure for swimmers' ear!"



Yeah, I know, the meter sucks. So negative rep me.


The grizzly bear chewed on my leg
 
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The grizzly bear chewed on my leg
'Cause he ran out of beer; had no egg.
 

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The grizzly bear chewed on my leg
'Cause he ran out of beer; had no egg.
But with salt and some lime
 

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The grizzly bear chewed on my leg
'Cause he ran out of beer; had no egg.
But with salt and some lime
patience and time
 

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The grizzly bear chewed on my leg
'Cause he ran out of beer; had no egg.
But with salt and some lime
patience and time
We'll find him a hen and a keg.

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The library's haunted, I think
 

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The library's haunted, I think.
Well, that's what I said to my shrink.
Those books over there
are ready to share,
and Shakespeare just gave me a wink.

Last night at a quarter to ten
 

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Last night at a quarter to ten
I heard a loud crash in the den
 
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